Why are fire engines red? 6 + 6 is 12. 12" is a ruler. Queen Elisabeth was a ruler. The QE was also a ship. Ships are in the oceans. Oceans have fish. Fish have fins. The fins fought the Russians. The Russians are red. Fire engines are always "Rushing" thus they are red.
When I saw Cannibal Corpse last year, the lead singer of one of the opening bands said "this song is about doing plastic surgery, but just, you know, sort of as a hobby - you're not really sure what you're doing." I LOL'd.