If you were to be a fruit what type of fruit would you be and why?
If you could be a pirate for a day would you be one?
If you were to own a boat, what would you name it?
If you could name a porno movie what would you name it?
Bird, what's the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word "Yablonowitz"?
How does TomAZ feel about the name, "Big Red Face?"
what's the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word "xanman86"?
December 31 - Matthew Dear/The Sword/Pallbearer
January 30 - Behemoth
February 3 - Zola Jesus
February 10 - 1349
February 28 - A Place To Bury Strangers
April 6 - Swans
April 10-12 - Coachella
April 17 - Clark/Nosaj Thing
May 8-10 - Austin Psych Fest
May 15-17 - Psycho California
June 24-28 - Glastonbury
^ okay that makes more sense
Ever have real moments in your dreams?
I was stuck in some zombiescape with my ex and a ray gun. Real dream moment. Not in the sense of it being realistic, but in the sense of my responses being realistic. Too realistic.
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Wait, did birdie just agree to jerk Jeff off at the Polo Fields next year?
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.