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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Translation: BA BF is a scumbag dickwad.
    Most likely true.

    But Vigo getting punched in his nose is just something that makes me chuckle, regardless of what caused it.
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    Birdie, do you assure him that 5 inches is more than enough?
    FYI, 5 inches is the average.

    For Caucasians I'm assuming....

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    birdie arch: grown men (definition: over the age of 17) should not be hitting other men ever, for any reason whatsoever, unless it is in self defense. Let that sink in. Grown men do not commit assault and battery. 'Defending your honor' is a troubling rationalization of violent behavior, especially coming from someone who has been the victim of violent behavior herself. It's also bullshit. The sooner you learn to stop bullshitting yourself the happier your life will be. Trust me on this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    FYI, 5 inches is the average.

    For Caucasians I'm assuming....
    No. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3591649.html

    The study found that other characteristics of a man, such as his race or orientation, weren't good predictors of his member's size.

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    nahh

    Vigo should have been punched
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    1. I'm just gonna put it out there that nathanfairchild is our poorest troller/flamer. Albeit with beautiful eyes.

    2. If only the Smudge was here to see us once again become that angry mob he so detests.
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    can we get a study of average clit size?
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    1. I'm just gonna put it out there that nathanfairchild is our poorest troller/flamer. Albeit with beautiful eyes.

    2. If only the Smudge was here to see us once again become that angry mob he so detests.
    Did Smudge get banned again?
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    Did Smudge get banned again?
    Saying his name is bad news, like saying Beetlejuice. Shhh.
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    I don't know. I haven't seen any of his pseudo-pseudo-intellectual diarrhea lately.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Did Smudge get banned again?
    Something like that...
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    Did birdie's man kill Smudge?
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    Ok this may shed something on everything now that I'm remembering the night:

    I walked into the restroom of the pizza place and saw my friend pissing at the stahl - so I went up behind him and started shaking him so he would pee all over himself, only when he turned around the dude wasn't my friend he only looked like my friend so I ran out of the restroom. So this guy found me at the bar and was pissed and I was just like " but it's ok dude really" and he was cursing me and I was "nah it's cool seriously". I think that guy was there with birdies bf and then after that was when i guess I told birdies bf that I have a crush on birdie and so... I think that's all I did.

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    We don't care, Vigo.
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post

    I walked into the restroom of the pizza place and saw my friend pissing at the stahl...
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    - friend so drunk passing out at a urinal
    - faces getting punched

    ....just another Tuesday night at a pizza parlor in Orange County!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    - friend so drunk passing out at a urinal
    - faces getting punched

    ....just another Tuesday night at a pizza parlor in Orange County!
    This might be the best thing you have ever said, but I might just biased because I live in Orange County.
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    Sounds to me like we're dealing with one dirty birdie.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I laughed at this way harder than I should have
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Guys, seriously, who here doesn't want to punch Vigo in his face?
    And get Vigo face all over my fist? No thanks, I'd like to have to option to touch genitals at various points throughout what remains of my life.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    What was the name of the fucking pizza parlor? That's my favorite part of all of this alleged story. That it took place in a pizza parlor.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Out of the Park Pizza

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    [insert home run joke]

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    They were going to get a phosphate but the soda fountain was closed.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    1. I'm just gonna put it out there that nathanfairchild is our poorest troller/flamer.
    i thought i was. how dare you play with my emotions MJA.
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    3.0 star rating 5/15/2013 1 check-in here
    Came here last month after a long weekend at Coachella Music Festival. Me and the guy were hungry for something greasy to support our tired, worn out asses. Came in, ordered a beer and a large fried egg monster (every meat possible plus some garlic and five eggs over easy over top).

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    - friend so drunk passing out at a urinal
    - faces getting punched

    ....just another Tuesday night at a pizza parlor in Orange County!
    you think pizza parlors are bad, wait until you see how it gets in the frozen yogurt joints. eesh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Out of the Park Pizza
    It's a real hotbed of over privileged 20 something Caucasians getting way too drunk and pretending to be people they aren't.
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Fuck this, I'm hijacking this thread and making it about pizza joints.

    My first real job with a paycheck was at the only pizza joint in the small town I grew up in. The owner was this cool guy who had gotten over drug addiction and opened the place when he was 27, and mostly kept it running as this no-frills thing that he staffed almost entirely with high school kids like me. He had (and I think still does) kept all his prices at the same level that they were in 1988 when he opened the place. They had lunch specials for $2. You would get like a double slice of pizza, cheese breadsticks, and a soda, which was and is an insanely good deal for a high school kid.

    I loved working there. We would crank Smashing Pumpkins and Nine Inch Nails and what have you, steal all of the M&Ms out of the 25 cent vending machine by sticking drinking straws in the coin slot, and make free pizzas for ourselves after the place quieted down after 8:00 pm. The owner had this thing on the menu he called a pizza sub. It was essentially like a mini combination pizza that you would fold over like a calzone, except he added mayonnaise to it (which I guess is how it became a "sub"). Never my thing, but people loved the fuck out of those.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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