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    Birdiearch,

    This thread will probably fail, but I expect it will be better (and, hopefully, cleaner and less personal) than the amyzzz thread. You post here a lot but we hardly know you and I, for one at least, am having a hard time figuring you out.

    Question --

    You say you are using the message board to help get over your social phobias or something like that. Fine. But why the Coachella message board in particular? I mean, I love many of the people here, but some of the people who post are real dickwads. Mean, insensitive assholes who will rip a person to shreds over the most innocent of naive statements. (Most of these insensitive assholes are my friends). So, yes, why here?


    Question --

    what do you do with your time? are you gainfully employed, in school, institutionalized, what?


    Question --

    Who are you hoping plays Coachella next year?


    Question -- and be careful, this is a loaded one --

    What do you think of Daft Punk?
    Last edited by TomAz; 10-11-2013 at 04:21 PM.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Oh noes, I feared this day would come. :X

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    So, are you going to answer Tom's inquiries?
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    You've claimed to be 25, but you affect this strange, cutesie style of writing that suggests that you enjoy being infantilized. Why?

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    Birdie, what is your relationship with religion?

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    Oh noes, I feared this day would come. :X
    one way to overcome this shyness, Birdy, is to post a pic of yourself. promise no judgment.
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Tom must be bored off of his ass, because really, who the fuck cares?

    Tom, come have some froyo with me.
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
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    wtf is froyo
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    It's that thing where you use an afro as part of a yo-yo as a toy for your dog.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Frozen yogurt. Christ, dude.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Tom has been sort of obsessed with her since she started posting.
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    It's probably in her best interest to disclose as little as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Tom has been sort of obsessed with her since she started posting.
    Oh crap, Tom, he's on to us! I guess the cat's out of the bag...

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    WHY DO YOU USE IDIOMS SO POORLY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    one way to overcome this shyness, Birdy, is to post a pic of yourself. promise no judgment.
    She posted a pic a while ago. She seems a bit cute, but her posts are a bit annoying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    Oh crap, Tom, he's on to us! I guess the cat's out of the bag...
    You sick fuck, do you realize how old Tom is?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I just love it when she screams "Fuck me daddy!"
    Are you wearing a Fitzgerald or Kolb jersey when this happens?
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    Nobody has ever given a single fuck about anything you've ever had to say.
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    Erik or Dani: Can we change Spooks' member title to "Stupid Pigfucker"? thanks.

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    Ooops... this isn't a thread for asking Tom questions.

    Birdie - Does Tom make you wear his Cards jerseys during sex?
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    yous guys
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Question --

    You say you are using the message board to help get over your social phobias or something like that. Fine. But why the Coachella message board in particular? I mean, I love many of the people here, but some of the people who post are real dickwads. Mean, insensitive assholes who will rip a person to shreds over the most innocent of naive statements. (Most of these insensitive assholes are my friends). So, yes, why here?


    Question --

    what do you do with your time? are you gainfully employed, in school, institutionalized, what?


    Question --

    Who are you hoping plays Coachella next year?


    Question -- and be careful, this is a loaded one --

    What do you think of Daft Punk?
    -You get the same abuse on any message board. But because of my overnight obsession with Coachella, that's why I'm here? I really don't know how to answer that. I just feel like being here. I find the topics/people fascinating.
    It's funny: I have really low self esteem because of my past, and my general perception of myself. Yet when people rip me behind my back, or online, I couldn't give too shits.
    I'm an old soul, one tough bitch.

    -I'm writing to you from the loony bin. My super secret BEAU is on the staff, and for dirty favors he gives me extra internetz.

    -Honestly, I would love to see an Oasis reunion. I wouldn't protest to Daft Punk either.
    I'm really open to anything else. I bought my 2013 ticket knowing a dozen bands, and left with another two dozen favorite bands (BECAUSE I RESEARCH EVERYONE ON THE POSTER). I will be happy however the dice rolls.

    -Daft Punk...... like I said, would be cool if they were booked. Watched their 2006 set online and teared up in the end. Ha. I don't care for the new album too much. I'm not a longtime fan, nor an overnight "Get Lucky" one. Happily in the middle.


    I might be taking this too seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    WHY DO YOU USE IDIOMS SO POORLY?
    BECAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL, CARA!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Frozen yogurt. Christ, dude.
    Jesus. you eat that crap? i guess that's fitting with your Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode and other effete soulless tripe.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I might be taking this too seriously.
    Not at all. this is the sort of thing I was looking for.

    what about your past gives you self-esteem issues?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    She posted a pic a while ago. She seems a bit cute, but her posts are a bit annoying.
    I feel a little violated by you reposting that. :/

    And fine, you got me. Online, I can be annoying as fuck.

    And to answer Cara's question about my online-typing-age:
    I have multiple personalities. Off the computer, I'm quiet, don't like big groups (my brain shuts off when I'm socializing with more than 2 people). But with 1-2, I can be delightful. (not dirty)
    Online, my alter ego, "Katie" is a giddy 10 year old who loves emoticons and strange inside jokes with myself and 50's geekism and acronyms.

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    Hey birdie,

    Who would be victorious in a fight between a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla?
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Birdie, what is your relationship with religion?
    Grew up Christian. Now am agnostic (almost atheist bc beau is too).
    Hate when it's mixed with government, and while we're at it... abortion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I feel a little violated by you reposting that. :/

    And fine, you got me. Online, I can be annoying as fuck.

    And to answer Cara's question about my online-typing-age:
    I have multiple personalities. Off the computer, I'm quiet, don't like big groups (my brain shuts off when I'm socializing with more than 2 people). But with 1-2, I can be delightful. (not dirty)
    Online, my alter ego, "Katie" is a giddy 10 year old who loves emoticons and strange inside jokes with myself and 50's geekism and acronyms.

    You feel violated that someone found the picture you posted in the thread for posting pictures and then re-posted it in another public thread??
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    birdiearch, are you going to feel violated when people reference your answers to questions in this thread elsewhere on the forums?

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    Birdie,

    How many times per day, on average, do you poop?
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    You seem annoying?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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