Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
It's just because you're easy.
Please Loosen Up Rectum
I thought you promised to leave? No one likes you, get the fuck out of here.
Her "new" guy is long gone. Thank goodness.
Amyzzz, I have lost so much blood from my vagina the past few days. Should I start a blood bank next month?
Pics or it didn't happen.