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    Unhappy Robot Hating Bitch

    i come here to tell you a story a story of a lonely robot.... and a robot hating bitch

    who would dare hurt such an innocent robot.... mark my words, Hotshot, you will be avenged
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    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    What a bitch. She must have found out that she has the clap.
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    Smooches. =)

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    i just dont understand how people can be so heartless
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    I hope I run into her this year.
    I'm gonna kick her straight in the vag.
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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    she might like it; from the vid she gave off lesbo butch vibes
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    Smooches. =)

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    sig worthy.
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxBlank View Post
    at 2:27 there is a robot in that video, that along with Hotshot is proof that Daft Punk will be playing this year
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    also i thought of that song the first time i seen that video..... kinda creeped me out when you posted it
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    Who kicks a robot? That's pretty shady...
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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    she's jealous she does not have a robot vagina.
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    PLUR
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    Thanks for watching out for me Alpha-q / appreciate you rolling correct. There were usually 2 or 3 daily haters, who don't matter up against every awesome encounter I did have. Sad to not be around the polo grounds for 2014:DSC_0291.JPG. I don't tweet,instagram or tumblr, but my tv show and Coachella vids on youtube and still fb and have my outdated website if you get lonely for some robot action.

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    I get lonely for robot action .
    Spicy pie is mainstream shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    I get lonely for robot action .
    I always thought you were the vibrater trakball used on the hookers he paid for. That, or Pinocchio. Don't worry roboto, someday you will be a real boy.

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    Why won't you be there this year?
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    didn't make the art cut this time around

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    That's horrible news, but hopefully that means we'll be getting some awesome art this year.

    I will miss you terribly, HotShot.

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    the arts gotten better and better, especially over the past few years. would love to return someday as well, perhaps to set a guinness record for possibly drinking and maybe even "how many humans can a robot meet". will miss you terribly as well.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    I feel like I need to make a cardboard cut out of Hotshot to take with me to the festival, either that or we demand him, I don't know how I feel about venturing the Polo fields without knowing Hotshot is making someone's day

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    It is seriously disconcerting.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    the only question is
    how can we get him back?
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    Flood the MOD.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    hotshot the robot has a posse
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    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    cardboard cutout would be awesome - send pics -

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    I'm kind of glad I never saw you, so I won't feel disappointed that you're not there this year
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Default Re: Robot Hating Bitch

    That is EXACTLY why you NEED him to be there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    That is EXACTLY why you NEED him to be there.
    you took the words right out of my mouth
    Quote Originally Posted by fakepornotits View Post
    This is my favorite because Lana looks like a porn star that just finished blowing a dude who just ejaculated and is making spit bubbles of his jizz.

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    I don't usually take things out of mouths.

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