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    I can carry two German shepherds at once for a maximum of 400 human yards.

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    I've never worn a vest but I own three.

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    Six times twelve is not always worth it.

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    Most clown colleges are not state accredited.

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    Vague and highly impressionistic cock assessment?
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    I've never cleaned my plate.

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    Charles In Charge never actually happened.

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    I can throw acorns into tree crooks at a rate of 4 acorns per 30 seconds, discounting wind shear.

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    John Madden!

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    Tony Shalhoub is based on my high school academic career.

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    The rain in Spain falls mainly on Nightmare at 20,000 Feet.

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    I am the original creator of the BME Pain Olympics video.

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    Seal oil lights my lamps approximately 1.5x longer than other Inuits.

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    I once wrote a sequel to James and the Giant Peach entitled James Peaches Out!

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    Yankee. Hotel. Foxtrot.

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    The popular video game Starcraft is based upon the exploits of my grand-uncle Remus.

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    Dead people are just asleep.

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    Charles in Charge actually happened.

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    Deep Impact is a documentary about my vasectomy surgery.

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    Peace in our time.

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    Cars can't have babies.

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    I created paisley because you were angry about Miami Vice.

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    Jeepster isn't a real word.

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    At least one person commenting in this informative compilation is the literary equivalent of necrotizing fasciitis.

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    Wild birds never approach me.

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    The PT Cruiser is modeled after my highly disfigured genitalia.

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    I wear white after Labor Day.

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    Peacetime is probably GMT-4.

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    Dig-Dug is a documentary about my gluten allergy.

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    Hey buddy.

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