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    This year was my third Coachella and I'm sad to say probably my last. Coachella has always been a place of great vibes until now. Upon entry I always try to help security with the search as much as possible to keep the line moving as fast as possible. But this year we were more or less raped by the biggest pompous ass security guard who could swear he smelled weed. At the end, nothing in my vehicle was put back the way it was found. The security guard just laughed it off while he continued to search under my car and under the hood to no avail. He wanted to thoroughly check our wristbands because he had decided we were guilty of something. Upon entry I expected the vibes to return to normal. But security seemed to just be a bunch of cop rejects with chips on there shoulders. Cochella staff: we've brought the right vibes every year, what's your problem? I will now only spend my money on festivals that actually practice the vibes they preach.
    In my nine Coachellas, I've never ever ever had a problem with security. The one time they found my snacktime treats, they actually repacked them into my bag for me. Maybe you're just an asshole.
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    Yeah but you're into bad vibes Jen.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    The only time I ever had a problem with security was when I was dressed like a raver in neon. Take a look at what you're wearing and how you present yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Yeah but you're into bad vibes Jen.
    ...shit. That's actually probably it.
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    Was expecting to find a hilarious video involving Hitler. FML.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glamisrider1991 View Post
    This year was my third Coachella and I'm sad to say probably my last. Coachella has always been a place of great vibes until now. Upon entry I always try to help security with the search as much as possible to keep the line moving as fast as possible. But this year we were more or less raped by the biggest pompous ass security guard who could swear he smelled weed. At the end, nothing in my vehicle was put back the way it was found. The security guard just laughed it off while he continued to search under my car and under the hood to no avail. He wanted to thoroughly check our wristbands because he had decided we were guilty of something. Upon entry I expected the vibes to return to normal. But security seemed to just be a bunch of cop rejects with chips on there shoulders. Cochella staff: we've brought the right vibes every year, what's your problem? I will now only spend my money on festivals that actually practice the vibes they preach.
    Vibes? Did anyone say vibes?

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    Phil Lesh sure has a lot of friends named John.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I notice that this guy didn't deny that there was once pot in his car, so I imagine this was the real story:

    Dude and his friends find out about the strict no-drugs policy at Coachella, so they get absolutely baked in their car prior to driving in.

    Then the security guy smells the obvious weed stench, searches the car up and down, and finds nothing.

    Dude declares himself the victim of overaggressive security forces, because damn those rent-a-cops for thinking that a car reeking of weed actually might have weed in it.

    Dude shows up to the Coachella board to decry the downfall of the festival, assuming that fellow 420-lovers will chime "Amen!" in unison.

    Dude fails to realize that this board primarily consists of obnoxious music snobs and is generally a contest of snark one-upmanship, and nobody gives a shit about his anti-establishment angst.

    Thread degenerates into a audiovisual montage of vibes.

    The end.
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    Thanks, dicknose, for summarizing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    I notice that this guy didn't deny that there was once pot in his car, so I imagine this was the real story:

    Dude and his friends find out about the strict no-drugs policy at Coachella, so they get absolutely baked in their car prior to driving in.
    I usually only bring a little weed to festivals, so I can smoke it all real quick-like if I lose balls right before entering. This guy knows what's up, it would seem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    Dude shows up to the Coachella board to decry the downfall of the festival, assuming that fellow 420-lovers will chime "Amen!" in unison.

    Dude fails to realize that this board primarily consists of obnoxious music snobs and is generally a contest of snark one-upmanship, and nobody gives a shit about his anti-establishment angst.
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Thanks GPS for getting this thread back on track.

    But what this thread really needs is a post from Brokendoll talking about bad vibrators.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    This will also most likely be my last Cochella for a similar reason. It’s true that it’s always been a great place for vibes. I put everything from my pockets into my hat and lift up my t-shirt and stomach to see that there is nothing under my stomach, other than a belt. The female officer this year felt around the bottom of my stomach for whatever reason and just kept doing it. She then made eye contact with the other security guards around her and they all started laughing. I could not have been more embarrassed. This was fucking outrageous. To make it worse, one of them made the comment, “have a great time fat boy.” I landed up running into the same security guards the following morning. The Cochella staff was holding a vibe service. The security guards were confessing what they had done and the Cochella staff member forgave them. That still was not good enough for me. I too will only spend my money on festivals that practice the vibes they teach.
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    Can I rub your belly this year, FB?

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    had more contraband shoved up mi culo this year than a Mexican mule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    This will also most likely be my last Cochella for a similar reason. It’s true that it’s always been a great place for vibes. I put everything from my pockets into my hat and lift up my t-shirt and stomach to see that there is nothing under my stomach, other than a belt. The female officer this year felt around the bottom of my stomach for whatever reason and just kept doing it. She then made eye contact with the other security guards around her and they all started laughing. I could not have been more embarrassed. This was fucking outrageous. To make it worse, one of them made the comment, “have a great time fat boy.” I landed up running into the same security guards the following morning. The Cochella staff was holding a vibe service. The security guards were confessing what they had done and the Cochella staff member forgave them. That still was not good enough for me. I too will only spend my money on festivals that practice the vibes they teach.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    From OP's thread "Weekend 2 Epic Car Camping Party"
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    What's up crazy Coachella people. Ill be driving in from the LA area for my third Coachella with my 5 friends. We have 2 campsites already and possibly another group meeting us with a third. We are all between 19 and 23.
    Last year we had a group of 6 campsites and we want to go even bigger for 2013. We will be meeting in Indio at a time TBA (we can figure out what works best for everyone). As always we are drink, 420, party, etc, etc. friendly.
    Let's make Coachella 2013 a year to remember. You can message me to share contact info.

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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Now its all coming together...
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    But what this thread really needs is a post from Brokendoll talking about bad vibrators.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Coachella is still amazing. it's getting a little stricter with security but thats because stupid people mess it up for the rest of us and OD or black out and cause a scene! They are honesty pretty lenient, there are not many other places where you can gather with the people you love, smoke a fatty out in the open and listen to live hella good music. My "vibe" wasnt killed, be smart about what you do and what you bring into the fest and then you wont have a problem, who gives a fuck if they check you? if you have nothing on you then laugh it off, and if they find your shit then you didnt plan it right and youre gonna have to make your way over to the saharah tent and scope out a guy and buy more shit. coachella is what you make it my friend, if you let security ruin it for you then youre not a real coachellian.

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    Thanks for the heads up, brah
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    Really great post
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    We've just been lectured about what it means to be a "real coachellian" by a 16 year old girl.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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