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    Default The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    No matter how it happened, you have to check in here afterwards.

    Supre, quit lying
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    And what do you say? Is this going to be some kind of scientific study?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Sweet Baby Jesus, Check...

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    Holy Mother of God, Check again...

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    And what do you say? Is this going to be some kind of scientific study?
    I hope that enough people post in here to give me some reading/fap material by the end of the evening
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Orpheus Roye, check

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    I'll be back.

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    and then what?

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    Check.

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    Check

    She came over to give me a kiss, and I knew she was ready. I stuck my hand down her pants and sure enough it felt like I was feeding a horse
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    I'm picturing Stink and Gunz going at it after reading the last two posts...
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Stinky wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole unless I was drowning.

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    Doubt I would then, even with a gullet full of whiskey
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    Out of breath...check

    Melted grated cheese on my chest...check

    Rick Bayless cookbook laying next to me...check
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    We should limit this to people that aren't in a committed relationship. I only say this because imo most people would check into this thread daily or at least every other day. sometimes multiple times a day cr****

    EDIT: Let's be succinct; I love to fuck everyday, and I want to make real love a lot .. More than you want to know but so what ......
    Last edited by canexplain; 07-12-2013 at 06:13 PM.
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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    And this thread is done.

    There is only one time I eat In n Out at this time of night, it has become kinda tradition with the wife and I. Fuck, eat burgers.
    Last edited by JustSteve; 07-12-2013 at 10:30 PM.

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    This threat will never be done unless I stop busting nuts, so fuck you and your wife
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    And what do you say? Is this going to be some kind of scientific study?
    I find myself saying, "I'm the King of the World" in my head moments before I explode. Oh the glory! Out loud - I say something like, "that's right... Bitch" while slapping my dick right across your motherfucking mouth! Hey-yo!
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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    That's why you haven't checked in.

    Check.

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    Check.

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    I have Postorgasmic illness syndrome (POIS). POIS is a condition characterized by debilitating symptoms following orgasm that last for a few hours to several days.

    Symptoms usually appear within half an hour of orgasm and resolve after a few days. The sufferer experiences mental symptoms, physical symptoms, or both. Common mental symptoms include cognitive dysfunction, intense discomfort, irritability, anxiety, craving for relief, susceptibility to nervous system stresses (e.g. common cold), depressed mood, and difficulty communicating, remembering words, reading and retaining information, concentrating, and socializing. Physical symptoms include severe fatigue, mild to severe headache, and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain. Affected individuals may also experience intense warmth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    This threat will never be done unless I stop busting nuts, so fuck you and your wife

    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    in the days of yore i used to imagine a boy who became a superhero by being stuck permanently in the momentary state of utter bliss at the peak of an orgasm by a fluke of quantum probability, and he kicked the bad guys' asses cuz he'd be like on top of everything permanently. befittingly perhaps, I imagined it as a pleasantly strange comic world.
    2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012: II, 2013: I, 2014: I

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    09,10,12w1,13w1

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    Quote Originally Posted by ActionComics View Post
    I am in talks with Stan Lee for an Orgazmo DC comic character based on my script. Stay tuned.
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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    check.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    This ain't the dirty pics thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Be sure to hyperlink then
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Default Re: The Post Orgasm Check-In Thread

    While I do have the camera on my phone, I don't think it is possible for me to take a picture of myself mid-orgasm. Sorry.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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