No matter how it happened, you have to check in here afterwards.
Supre, quit lying
Sweet Baby Jesus, Check...
Holy Mother of God, Check again...
Orpheus Roye, check
I'll be back.
and then what?
Stinky wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole unless I was drowning.
Out of breath...check
Melted grated cheese on my chest...check
Rick Bayless cookbook laying next to me...check
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
We should limit this to people that aren't in a committed relationship. I only say this because imo most people would check into this thread daily or at least every other day. sometimes multiple times a day cr****
EDIT: Let's be succinct; I love to fuck everyday, and I want to make real love a lot .. More than you want to know but so what ......
Last edited by canexplain; 07-12-2013 at 07:13 PM.
Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine
And this thread is done.
There is only one time I eat In n Out at this time of night, it has become kinda tradition with the wife and I. Fuck, eat burgers.
Last edited by JustSteve; 07-12-2013 at 11:30 PM.
fuckin' with the lights on
That's why you haven't checked in.
I have Postorgasmic illness syndrome (POIS). POIS is a condition characterized by debilitating symptoms following orgasm that last for a few hours to several days.
Symptoms usually appear within half an hour of orgasm and resolve after a few days. The sufferer experiences mental symptoms, physical symptoms, or both. Common mental symptoms include cognitive dysfunction, intense discomfort, irritability, anxiety, craving for relief, susceptibility to nervous system stresses (e.g. common cold), depressed mood, and difficulty communicating, remembering words, reading and retaining information, concentrating, and socializing. Physical symptoms include severe fatigue, mild to severe headache, and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain. Affected individuals may also experience intense warmth.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
in the days of yore i used to imagine a boy who became a superhero by being stuck permanently in the momentary state of utter bliss at the peak of an orgasm by a fluke of quantum probability, and he kicked the bad guys' asses cuz he'd be like on top of everything permanently. befittingly perhaps, I imagined it as a pleasantly strange comic world.
2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012: II, 2013: I, 2014: I