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    to strap or not to strap an ounce of green to my balls that is the question or will i use more serious methods of hiding it to get through lax


    vote plz...
    Last edited by the_irish_hippie; 04-15-2007 at 12:23 PM. Reason: cause i was fuck high when i wrote it

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    dude I would just put it in your shoe seriously

    are you going to want to smoke ball weed

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    id totaly wrap it up thats not the problem is lax a fortress like i hear and plus they take your shoes off and scan them dude even here in ireland

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    Do what your heart tells you to do.

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    seriously ur nuts man, just buy some in LA it'd be a trillion times easier
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    Kamikazi-est thread ever!

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    I'm a fraidy cat, but this one time I did get a lighter through--but that wasn't at LAX. sorta ironic name lax. it's so not lax.
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    Get a huge candle. Cut and hollow out the inside, put the weed inside the candle, then melt the cut off half back into the candle, reshape as needed.

    Check this bag in. Candle smell is strong enough to deter dogs, and a thick enough one might throw off any potential xrays, not sure...

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    Heh. It won't "throw off" x-rays.

    And you'll be spending the last weekend of April in jail.

    GOddamn idiots on this board.

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    im sure its very likely you will get away with it, but then again how shitty would it to be in jail the weekend of coachella

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    "If you put your mind to it you can accomplish anything."
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    As long as it's secured properly and you don't walk through security search like you got an ounce of weed tucked under your nuts you'll be fine. Just make sure when you go through the metal detectors you don't leave anything on you that will requre a more thorough search. But I just remembered you saying you're coming from Ireland so all you have to do when you land is walk out the door. There's no post flight search. You should be fine as long its not obvious to the shit load of cops there that you got a stash between your legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gyrus View Post
    seriously ur nuts man, just buy some in LA it'd be a trillion times easier
    I agree, sneaking it over would cause you to stress out way too much. Go get some in LA.

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    put your pot in a bag full of halls cough drops...

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    how bout in you pocket. They don't make you empty them do they.

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    You should just walk on the plane smoking.

    No one would suspect a thing.

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    man, is it really worth it for just an ounce? Remember that customs and airport cops are way harsher than your average street cop.
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    also the weed in california is probably way better
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaSigChi4 View Post
    Heh. It won't "throw off" x-rays.

    And you'll be spending the last weekend of April in jail.

    GOddamn idiots on this board.

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    why dont you shut the fuck up and fuck off delta your the most retarded loser ive ever seen all your posts ar worthless pieces of shit if i see u at the gig im a kick the shit out of you why dont u go off for your golden shower!!!!
    some people ar actually helpfull with there ideas you your just a cocksmoker you the horse

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    the rest off you ppl thanks for the ideas and keep'em comin.....and what about this i can compress my budds into a little block "like hash" maybe 1&1/2inch cubed and use a mini cheese grater to grate it trust me it works you need a vice for metalshop work tho they would never find it p.p.s.i may just put it in my pocket worked before

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    thats delta's bitch

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    In all seriousness I would just strap it to your nuts. You can take it out on the plane and put it back right before you land. I have done it before with drugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dalethethug View Post
    also the weed in california is probably way better
    good point

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    Dunno why you'd take the risk just for weed when it's so readily available in California

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmb555 View Post
    good point
    i dunno my weed is from canada(my cuz sends over) in the first place a fresh order of "the daywrecker"new york deisel and/or some durban piosin so i dont think cali street weed COULD be much better (no offence but they ar sum heavy hitters in weed terms)

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    No doubt thats some good weed but we have medical pot in California and you just don't get any better than that.

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    I would bring your weed though. It would suck to not get hooked up.

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    all i know is that last year at coachella this couple was walking with a joint and we asked them for a hit, i took one hit and it absolutely destroyed me

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    just stash in a secret compartment in your water bottle. if you get caught, just tell them it's where you keep your jewelry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nahuatldream View Post
    just stash in a secret compartment in your water bottle. if you get caught, just tell them it's where you keep your jewelry.
    wouldn't "getting caught" imply that they found your weed? not that they found a secret compartment that they choose not to look in, but ask for an explanation ?

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