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    Long Beach was black as midnight as Theo walked his pitbull Slammy home...

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    Damnit I have Vigo on ignore.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Grrrrrr

    "what's dat Slammy, who dat white girl in da bushes?"

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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Ignoring Vigo is Sacrilege.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmRI3Ew4BvA

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    holy christ that was not worth checking. Go fuck yourself, Vigo.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    WELL WHAT IN THE HELL KINDA PORNO U WANA HEAR, LADY?

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    maybe I should finally put vigo on ignore too... u know Amy when i first joined u were the only person I had on ignore because of racist posts.

    now they're just racy posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    There. That's a white dog fucking a black dog trying to eat pinochios dick. Perfect fucking harmony if you ask me.

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    That's actually pretty funny. Thanks, gps.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    This thread isn't funny.
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    No. It's not even arousing. Disappointments all around.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Ok ok. I'll redeem myself. I'm gana put the old noggin to work and cook up a super sensual sexy story without any canine references and see that you immediately take me off ignore as you turn page after page of something just strange enough to get you off. In the mean time, single lady, let us know what does actually turn you on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    This thread isn't funny.
    i think it's pretty funny.
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    Can't you all just continue to over share and be gross in the sex thread?
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    maybe I should finally put vigo on ignore too... u know Amy when i first joined u were the only person I had on ignore because of racist posts.

    now they're just racy posts
    Pffft, when I first joined she had apparently just become familiar with her "report post" button and was married and content with the missionary position. The mere mention of a dildo would have her reeling. Now a loaf of french bread isn't safe.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Warm sand ripped through her pink hair.
    "almost, almost, almost the real thing" she shredded into the Sonoran Desert
    90 miles per hour - "and holy cow my shoulders are weightless again"
    small tears of relief and Annie was free

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