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    Default How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    So I bought this really cool Jason Bentley t-shirt but it doesn't come with any instructions!?!?!? It has like a big hole, then a small hole, then two much smaller holes at the ends. I almost had it figured out but then I couldn't see the cool logo stuff on the front!!!! someone help me.
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    Use a chainsaw.
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    can you inform us of your estimated weight and the size of the t-shirt? these are important details.
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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    I weigh about 6 feet tall and the tshirt is about the size of a tshirt.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Make sure you get a really loud chainsaw. For the extra feet of weight.
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    Scissors!
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    Sure it's a t-shirt? Sounds like you purchased an over-sized baby jumpsuit.

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    I don't really have a problem putting on t shirts, sometimes they are backwards or inside out, or both, but at least I got it on. Now shirts with buttons, that's another story, don't think I'll ever solve that type of garment.

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    Good post man.

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    I would like to hear Ron's thoughts.
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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    I don't know how to put t-shirts on, but I can tell you how to take them off.

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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    Or Gunz. Any dummy will do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    I don't really have a problem putting on t shirts, sometimes they are backwards or inside out, or both, but at least I got it on. Now shirts with buttons, that's another story, don't think I'll ever solve that type of garment.
    my suggestion to tomaz was going to be to cut the tshirt down the front and sew buttons on it once he finishes his needlework.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    my suggestion to tomaz was going to be to cut the tshirt down the front and sew buttons on it once he finishes his needlework.
    Maybe you can cut multiple t-shirts together and then braid them into one master shirt. I saw it on r/coachella and it looked great!
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    maybe i could use the button that came in my coachella box.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    one leg at a time, just like everybody else.
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    ouch!! no that's not such a good idea dammit.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    Last year I was able to gnaw off my own arm and torso to facilitate removal, but last year's shirt was really a jacket and I wasn't really wearing it so much as looking at a picture of it in an Eddie Bauer catalog. They're probably different this year.

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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    What if u cut it up into pieces then brushed glue all over your arms, back, and torso. Then stick the pieces of shirt onto said body parts. You will need someone to help put glue on your back and place the shirt pieces on your back obv

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    What if u cut it up into pieces then brushed glue all over your arms, back, and torso. Then stick the pieces of shirt onto said body parts. You will need someone to help put glue on your back and place the shirt pieces on your back obv
    This sounds good, except you forgot about the buttons.
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    Default Re: How the fuck do you put on a t-shirt???

    Eat it, Tom.

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    Easy, firecrackers!
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    Why are pants different than shirts? Fucking blankets.....how do they work?

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    Just tease or fool the the t-shirt.

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