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    That poster is missing Nicholas Jaar. He NEEDS to play next year. His Boiler Room set is insane!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh_Garrett View Post
    That poster is missing Nicholas Jaar. He NEEDS to play next year. His Boiler Room set is insane!
    was surprised to not see him on the lineup this year. would be down
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    This one is floating around reddit currently...

    As much as I do not care for U2, it is pretty amazing.
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    MBV and Slowdive on the same night? Shoegaze heaven.

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    Lush would be an awesome get as well...not sure who'll drum for them or if they would do it at all

    plus i had the biggest crush on Miki Berenyi back in the day....ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by westernwarrior View Post
    MBV and Slowdive on the same night? Shoegaze heaven.
    Plus lush, warpaint, Ulrich schnauss, history of apple pie, I break horses? Shoegazechella.
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    The Knife on the 3rd line of both posters? I would picture them no lower than 3rd on any day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    This one is floating around reddit currently...

    As much as I do not care for U2, it is pretty amazing.
    Daft Punk will totally be a special guest for Panda Bear!

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    Panda Bear trolls everyone with an appearance from Justin bieber.
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    Would The Knife be 2nd line possibly?
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    i think this board over-inflates just how well known the knife are here.

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    That's not true. Pitchfork goes bonkers for The Knife. I think the indie set is fully aware of The Knife and I think that's the marker for poster line
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    I mean, I would also say 3rd line probably. But not sure.
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    seems like the poster makers forgot about Yuma

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    You best believe The Knife will headline a stage the night they play. I really hope I don't care about the main headliner that day...

    I'm thinking they will close out the Mojave when they play Coachella.

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    Shoegazechella would be a dream! I'd LOVE for Lush to play but the Emma article in Consequence of Sound where they say they tried through three agents to play Coachella and came back with "Coachella did not like Lush, I can tell you that now, so that is why we’ve never been on Coachella." is pretty damning. Though that's pretty hard to believe unless Miki once spit on Paul Tollett or something? The no Daft Punk thing is pretty odd especially if NERD is playing.
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    All of Daft Punk's collaborators will be playing at the festival. Without Daft Punk.

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    If the Knife closed against Mumford that wouldn't be bad as long as I could catch at least a couple songs of the latter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Would The Knife be 2nd line possibly?
    Yes they would. The billing on that fake poster is probably some of the worst I've seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmac View Post
    seems like the poster makers forgot about Yuma
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    Yuma stage artists that I have on this poster:
    friday:
    flying lotus
    dubfire
    justin martin
    james zabiela
    john talabot
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    scuba

    saturday
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    sander kleinenberg
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    com truise
    high contrast

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    roger sanchez
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    ... seems like i should of added 3 more djs to sunday
    i have plenty of yuma artists on my poster

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    I mean, I would also say 3rd line probably. But not sure.
    Definitely third line considering the stature of this year's second liners. Maybe if Coachella had been their first comeback performance or if next year isn't as stacked. A divisive new album and "live" show don't help.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tmac View Post
    seems like the poster makers forgot about Yuma
    That's the first thing I noticed.

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    Frank ocean on the mainstage before MBV and dm seems off to me.

    Empire of the sun was billed higher in 2011 than on this poster which makes zero sense


    News flash Gareth emery is now a headliner for edm events now. Having him on the bottom of the poster is simply retarded

    Also tears for fears being anywhere but the 2nd line is amateur. Not saying I couldn't of done better but man tears for fears is equal to or greater than new order

    Otherwise beautiful poster and good choice of novel bands

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    Don't forget how weird this year's real poster was. Metric had a lower billing this year than in 2008 despite being much more popular now and having a main stage promotion. It happens when lineups are more stacked. Looks like every act listed before Empire is just as/more popular or some rare reunion. As much as I want to see them play, Tears for Fears have been playing casinos and state fairs for years now, not headlining and subheadlining world class festivals after disappearing for seven years like New Order, so they are not in any way on the same level.

    I don't keep up with EDM really, but I don't see why these dome vets and small fonters couldn't do the Yuma. Carl Cox is a tricky one. Like Hawtin, he seems way too big to do it, but not so much among the current Sahara crowd.
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    Shoegazechella would be a dream! I'd LOVE for Lush to play but the Emma article in Consequence of Sound where they say they tried through three agents to play Coachella and came back with "Coachella did not like Lush, I can tell you that now, so that is why we’ve never been on Coachella." is pretty damning. Though that's pretty hard to believe unless Miki once spit on Paul Tollett or something? The no Daft Punk thing is pretty odd especially if NERD is playing.
    For what it's worth, I bet it was more like "Coachella did not want to pay us what we needed/wanted to play" rather than a flat out "We don't want Lush at our festival."

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    Switch out Skrillex w/ Atoms for Peace, and add Pet Shop Boys somewhere on the bill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelfan View Post
    For what it's worth, I bet it was more like "Coachella did not want to pay us what we needed/wanted to play" rather than a flat out "We don't want Lush at our festival."
    Maybe GV insists on the being the one persuing "reunion" acts rather than the other way around.

    Has any reunited act been the one to initiate a major booking of any festival? Coachella Jane's Addiction 2001 being a weird anomoly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Don't forget how weird this year's real poster was. Metric had a lower billing this year than in 2008 despite being much more popular now and having a main stage promotion. It happens when lineups are more stacked.
    They have to sell to 90,000 per weekend, which is well over twice the budget they had 7-8 years ago.

    Weirdly, I don't think the 2013 lineup will be as revered as some of the earlier lineups for several reasons - some GV's fault, some not.

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