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    That was me from what i was told by a random guy the next day. it was Coachella 2013 on friday, and i actually dont remember anything about that night, woke up in the hospital. Anyone remember seeing me? i think i recieved CPR because of the pain in my chest since then. I was wearing a zebra print tanktop, camo shorts, white vans. Im 6'4, Tan and had a beard. can anyone tell me what i was doing or what happened that night?
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    BAC .40 percent to .50 percent
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    well i survived. thank God. anyone have any info? I think i was also at Alt J and the Do lab.

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    I wish you would have died, bro
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    We saw you. At one point, you stopped near a girl who had a bubble gun. She seemed clearly irritated that you noticed her bubbles and she stopped blowing them. You implored her to keep shooting the bubble gun. She finally gave in and shot the bubble gun. You went bonkers and started all of the bubbles. It was crazy. You started popping all of the highest bubbles first and then slowly focused your attention to the bubbles coming directly from the bubble gun barrel. Then you grabbed her boobs and "disappeared" into another section of the crowd. It was all very weird. At the same time aggravating and hilarious.

    But yeah, we saw you.

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    its peeps like you that ruin shit....learn to handle your booze or drugs you ass

    im not feeling sorry for you ...

    if you would have gotten the shit beat out of you during disclosure then i might.....maaaayyyybeeeee

    .....is it me or are people seriously trying to get immortalized on a future button/pin by doing shit like this?
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    Geez you guys suck. I accidently got too drunk, its not like i did it to be a dick. Fucking Franzia and slapping the bag. never again...

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    we just have post coachella disorder and are trying to recover...

    NEVER drink bagged wine! now im "slightly" feeling a little sorry for you after that info

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    Grabbing titties? That's my job. You deserved to die in a shitter
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Geez you guys suck. I accidently got too drunk, its not like i did it to be a dick. Fucking Franzia and slapping the bag. never again...
    Did you camp?
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    yeah i was car camping.

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    Seriously though what is Coachella going to do these people start die on site?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    people have already died before. im sure i wasnt the biggest problem they had to deal with that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blahblueblah View Post
    yeah i was car camping.
    Any chance you were in between street 108 and 109?
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    no, i was in S 156th st lot four. i went to my friends tent in 109 but only for like 10-20minutes on saturday. why?

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    Has there been a death at Coachella before? Bonnaroo has had one the last 3 years I think. Super unfortunate. Two of them were solid boardies on inforoo.
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    There has been 1 offsite. The way things are going with shitbags like this thinking its funny I see those numbers going up.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by blahblueblah View Post
    no, i was in S 156th st lot four. i went to my friends tent in 109 but only for like 10-20minutes on saturday. why?
    Because a bunch of douches were 'slapping the bag' in camping by 108th and 109th.
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    At what point did I say it was funny? If you notice the whole point of this thread was to thank whoever helped me you fucking asshole.

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    I didn't even know what slapping the bag wasuntil this weekend. First and last time.

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    I haaaaaate drunk idiots who bump into everyone. They're one of my least favorite coachella characters. I will always give them a well deserved push if they get to close.

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    The "douches" slapping the bag was part of dirty epic, and while they do get fucked up they can handle their shit.

    If you didn't think it was funny you wouldn't ask for stories and just thank whoever helped you. You're a fucking clown
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    At 6'4" how much wine would you have to drink to get to .48 BAC? Are you sure it was wine and not whiskey or something? I just can't even imagine how someone could get that drunk.
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    dude did you even read the fucking post? i asked people to tell me what happened so i can have a clue of what happened. that fuck is your problem, im not proud of what happened.

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    franzia is 9.7% alcohol or something like that. and idk i was irresponsible, the heat had a factor in it as well plus dehydration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blahblueblah View Post
    franzia is 9.7% alcohol or something like that. and idk i was irresponsible, the heat had a factor in it as well plus dehydration.
    Can we get a math wiz in here to see how much Franzia he drank to obtain a 4.8?

    Blah, what is your weight?
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    it was posted by another board member in a different thread about a huge number of people not being able to handle their drinks and drugs wknd 1

    i have to agree, out of the 9 years doing coachella i have never witnessed so many as well....this festival "could" have a camping or festival death coming soon unfortunately...

    oh and by the way its Lee Scratch Perry...respect your elders

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    I've only been out of hand once at a fest but I was still being respectful and not groping women.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    This is probably the main reason I won't be going back to coachella. I just don't get how people can lose that much control of themselves. I love to party and have fun, but getting to the point of puking, blacking out and/or hospital visits doesn't seem like a good time to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Head Ninja In Charge View Post
    You started popping all of the highest bubbles first and then slowly focused your attention to the bubbles coming directly from the bubble gun barrel. Then you grabbed her boobs and "disappeared" into another section of the crowd.
    Gotta admit, this made me laugh.
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