He is miserable and UGLY.
He is miserable and UGLY.
There has never been a more beautiful thing than me.
Maybe you should drop the little mission of wrath, Gunz, before we start making sly comments on your situation on the board in general. =)
I saw someone with a dog inside the venue next to the outdoor stage. I wanted to scratch his head, but thought the person holding him might be blind, and was walking too fast to figure it out. Definitely made me think, "when the shit did dogs in the venue become the new thing?"
In other words, go to Mexico. If you think being tied to a stake with a bowl of warm water is bad, then you haven't left this country in far too long.
You're just awfully... motivated.
I'm bored and having fun. This is not an invitation. It's just me filling my time.
Clearly you need to get laid.
I saw one dog in the campgrounds, but it was in the RV section behind the farmer's market and it was just chilling with its owners. Judging by the owners I assumed it was being well looked after and cared for. If I had seen a dog in the tent or car camping areas, I would have told a security guard for sure. Not okay.
Algunz and TheLastRoundFace, why are your text messages showing up on the message board? I'm sure it's mesmerizing to you, but the rest of us were all like "wtf, o no she di-int."
(I'm about to leave my computer for the day. I've told you two to take it easy. Don't make me take out the belt. You won't like me when the belt's off)
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I saw a dog in the Gobi tent one day, on a leash. It was a little thing, didn't look like a working dog. After a little while the owner/handler took it through the gate backstage. I assumed it was an artist's dog. Actually, I assumed it was Daft Punk's dog, it looked scrawny and French.
There was a truck full of girls in the security line last Thursday. They had a little dog with them. One of them told me it was hers and that it's okay because she had a "doctor's note" and she's "crazy."
Yet they confiscated my melodica.
They took your melodica? That's cold. What was their reasoning? I saw plenty of instruments in the campgrounds.
I saw a large dog that had a leash on but running free with a couple right before Kalkbrenner at the Sahara. At first I thought the woman was blind because she had dark glasses but that was debunked when the woman ran to grab the dog when he started eating something left on the ground. Maybe they were part of an artists' crew...
Actually, we saw Fatty Boom Boom in the Yuma tent, but he was hat less and walking away. Funny, but his buttcheeks and facial cheeks are almost identical.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
My vuvuzela is always fun...and safe.
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I saw one dog in the actual venue... a "helper" dog. What the fuck, people? Are you not aware that dogs have significantly better hearing than humans? My ears have been ringing for days after the festival as it is. Can you imagine what damage that can do to an animal? I love my pets enough to never subject them to that.
random story: sunday morning at like 4am my car alarm starts screaming. thought it was someone elses at first, as id never heard it. gf takes care of it, not really seeing anything that would have set it off. in the morning, we found paw prints all over the driver door and handle. wtf. we had no chron. maybe he smelled the ghardettos
Saw a boxer dog at the farmers market with a guy with long hair. Saw him again inside the venue with the dog in a beer garden. Possibly one of the bands brothers that had some pull? If you're so curious just ask. Don't be scared
I saw one on the Coachella cruise being carried to the lawn.
You know you can do a little bit of paperwork and bring your dog anywhere as a "service dog" right?
People who think it's smart to bring their fucking dog to Coachella are about as retarded as the assholes who bring their toddlers in strollers. It was really disturbing walking through car camping Lot 8 and seeing dogs ties to cars here and there.
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If you're going to bring your dog to a festival, let it come to the festival, not sit in the camp grounds.
Don't even get me started with parents at concerts with kids....if you're not leaving early and just geeking on bands, well you can afford a baby sitter.
I saw some shitheads at Sasquatch with dogs at the campgrounds last year; I guess that's not as bad but it's still terrible. But what the fuck is wrong with people? Was this ever an issue before the last couple years? The cruise would have been okay for the dog, I imagine.
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