Results 1 to 27 of 27

Thread: Craziest thing youve seen

  1. #1

    Cool Craziest thing youve seen

    My friends and I always have our crazy stories about what we saw, what are some of the craziest things you guys have seen over the years?

  2. #2
    Member skavenbrew's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Dana Point, CA
    Posts
    315

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen


  3. #3
    Member Iamwelting's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Portland, Maine
    Posts
    676

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    I killed a guy with a trident

  4. #4
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,329

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    You should lay low for a while.

  5. #5

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    One time in high school somebody pooped a poop the size of a small baby. Probably weighed in at 3 pounds, I'm guessing. It became the talk of the school. Girls, boys, and teachers alike went into the bathroom to see this behemoth. There were pictures taken with it and people even drew pictures of it. Craziest shit I've ever seen.
    Quote Originally Posted by TickleMeElmo View Post
    Coachella will come out of the closet announcing it's gay. Most will applaud it while some will sell their passes.

  6. #6
    Member Santa's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Location
    North Pole
    Posts
    270

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen


  7. #7
    Member footixy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    The "NO"
    Posts
    1,818

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Papi Piratón!

  8. #8

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    do you look inside the port-a-potty bowl?

  9. #9
    butt hurt TheRotten42's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    Here
    Posts
    1,190

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    There was a toliet that looked like someone's entire body exploded on it at a local sushi joint, safe to say I have never been back there.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Supre doesnt know since he's usually in the bathroom going away at the glory hole. Noms Nom nom noms oooooo i'm taking a picture of that beast....****snap*** back to yum yums nom nom noms

  10. #10

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by TheRotten42 View Post
    There was a toliet that looked like someone's entire body exploded on it at a local sushi joint, safe to say I have never been back there.
    yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length

  11. #11
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,126

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by marcolaguna View Post
    yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length
    Welllllp, sounds like someone tool a big one in the butt...

  12. #12
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,126

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by marcolaguna View Post
    yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length
    Welllllp, sounds like someone took a big one in the butt...

  13. #13
    Coachella Junkie heart cooks brain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    nomad's land
    Posts
    9,846

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by marcolaguna View Post
    yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length
    marcolaguna: Spends his time at Coachella measuring fecal matter on the X,Y, and Z axis.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

  14. #14
    Member Riggins33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Santa Monica
    Posts
    1,329

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    And you spend time eating it.... Ewwwww do u really eat it? You're sick bro. Nerd

  15. #15

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    marcolaguna: Spends his time at Coachella measuring fecal matter on the X,Y, and Z axis.
    He has to see how he sizes up with the competition. No matter how many times women may tell you size doesn't matter, it does.
    Quote Originally Posted by TickleMeElmo View Post
    Coachella will come out of the closet announcing it's gay. Most will applaud it while some will sell their passes.

  16. #16
    Coachella Junkie heart cooks brain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    nomad's land
    Posts
    9,846

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Ohhhhh, i thought that phrase referred to something else entirely.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

  17. #17
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Quote Originally Posted by marcolaguna View Post
    yeah dude, last year i went into one where there was a fat piece of shit, literally 3 inches in width and about 8 inches in length
    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Welllllp, sounds like someone took a big one in the butt...
    So...you know this from experience?

  18. #18
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,398

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    we've got a whole thread for this

    http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...n-at-coachella
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  19. #19
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    My friends and I always have our crazy stories about what we saw, what are some of the craziest things you guys have seen over the years?
    I don't think he was referring to Coachella, just about crazy shit he's seen over the years.

  20. #20
    old school kvnty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    DreamLAnd
    Posts
    3,368

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    ... and one time at band camp I shoved a flute up my pussy.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
    Follow kvn†y on instagram :: "Lorde is my shepherd. I shall not want."

  21. #21

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    i saw my best friends moms tits.
    Everyones a Photographer.

  22. #22

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Oh, man. I had a weekend. We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse. And you get there and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse." And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse.

  23. #23

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    Last year, first morning of the fest, I crawl out of my tent and go for an early morning walk. It takes twenty seconds for me to pass by a pantsless, tank-topped frat-looking bro hungover as the polo grounds are green, squatting next to his truck and taking a piss.
    Just Say No to eurotrash nonsense. Rock n' roll will set you free.

  24. #24

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    I stepped in horse shit one year late in the morning. This thread is about shit at coachella right?

  25. #25
    old school kvnty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    DreamLAnd
    Posts
    3,368

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    shit and sticking things in bodily orifices ... um, and what kinda guy squats to take a piss?
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
    Follow kvn†y on instagram :: "Lorde is my shepherd. I shall not want."

  26. #26
    Member Tikiman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Anywhere but here
    Posts
    182

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    I was a TV cameraman some years ago and saw a homeless man with an axe embedded in his skull. Somehow chopping wood hasn't been the same ever since.

  27. #27
    Lurker
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Hespeler, ON, Canada
    Posts
    8

    Default Re: Craziest thing youve seen

    2013, Weekend 2, at the DoLab, I fell off the stage towards the crowd. Someone help my friends and I find a video or at least a picture of this so we can relive the hilarious event!

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 164
    Last Post: 02-08-2010, 09:32 PM
  2. Craziest things you saw at Coachella 2008
    By Slangevar in forum Misc. Babble
    Replies: 95
    Last Post: 05-06-2008, 10:29 PM
  3. 10 Craziest Concert Moments
    By shotglass75 in forum Music Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-07-2007, 04:13 PM
  4. CRAZIEST = FUNNIEST BRIDE
    By shotglass75 in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: 02-01-2007, 01:36 PM
  5. CRAZIEST = FUNNIEST BRIDE
    By shotglass75 in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 01-29-2007, 07:46 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •