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    Who are these people who come unprepared? I get it if you are from out of the country but all my neighbors couldn't get rid of what they had. Everyone had brought too much. One of them was from PR and was amazed at this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    Obv narc. They call it mandy in London
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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    Who are these people who come unprepared? I get it if you are from out of the country but all my neighbors couldn't get rid of what they had. Everyone had brought too much. One of them was from PR and was amazed at this.
    Coachella attracts many internationals... It can be tough if you haven't made local friends...

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    I get that. I guess I'm making a big assumption that these stories are about people who are not from other countries since you can generally tell by their accents. From my experience, when I've been asked in the grounds, they were not foreign and coupled with how direct they were, I'm always suspicious. In contrast, I've never been asked at OSL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    I get that. I guess I'm making a big assumption that these stories are about people who are not from other countries since you can generally tell by their accents. From my experience, when I've been asked in the grounds, they were not foreign and coupled with how direct they were, I'm always suspicious. In contrast, I've never been asked at OSL.
    Are Canadian accents that strong?

    Never been to OSL, so I am not sure what the international flavor is like there. Coachella attracts world-wide attention now ... Sorry. Has anyone seen any numbers on international ticket sales?

    So many of these stories remind me of hapless tourists trying to enjoy Coachella on another level (other than the guy walking over tents...)

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    dude, I wouldn't fly with shit from anywhere. Within the states or not. If I am not driving I don't have shit on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    dude, I wouldn't fly with shit from anywhere. Within the states or not. If I am not driving I don't have sit on me.
    This. One of the quickest ways to lose your passport is to have a drug-importing offense on your record. Get used to visiting the local waterpark if it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha99 View Post
    Are Canadian accents that strong?

    Never been to OSL, so I am not sure what the international flavor is like there. Coachella attracts world-wide attention now ... Sorry. Has anyone seen any numbers on international ticket sales?

    So many of these stories remind me of hapless tourists trying to enjoy Coachella on another level (other than the guy walking over tents...)
    No need to apologize. Great counter point, all these Canadians need to stop coming up to people only asking for drugs. It makes people uneasy. We're trying to do drugs to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    dude, I wouldn't fly with shit from anywhere. Within the states or not. If I am not driving I don't have sit on me.
    Totally agree. If I'm flying it's either friends or friends-of-friends beforehand. Otherwise the destination will be enough where I don't need it. However if someone I meet offers, I wont deny it

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    No need to apologize. Great counter point, all these Canadians need to stop coming up to people only asking for drugs. It makes people uneasy. We're trying to do drugs to.
    Maybe we need a qualifying question to determine a Narc from a desperate Canadian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I always just get sceptical about the age thing. I mean, my whole group is in their 30's and 40's, and they do drugs. Hell, my fiance wears cargo shorts, aviators, a t shirt or tank and running shoes. He fits peoples description of a narc but how do you know? lol
    I don't automatically assume older people are narcs at all, its all about the vibe they give off within the first minute or two of talking. but i don't know..i had a strong feeling about it at the time. I meet a lot of people at Coachella and 99.9% of people i've met have been awesome, and of all ages. but it's pretty easy to catch something weird going on. I don't sell anything anyways it's just not worth it to me so i always say no, ill give you a hit any time tho haha
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    This is the first Coachella I did make any undercover cops. I don't typically hang out at the Sahara though.
    Even though I look it, I'm not a cop.

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    some blatant narcs in the dolab sunday night, wearing designer jeans, some tight fancy clubbing shirt and hard rock hotel lanyards...in the do lab looking for lsd...lol

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    This guy came over to me and was like "hey do you have a festival map" and i was like "BAHH NO GET AWAY YOU FUCKING NARC IT'S THE PO PO" and i ran away screaming. He was ancient like 26, obviously if he just wanted a festival map who wouldn't be asking people for one.
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    but dude, these guys are talking about wizards piss, they're already in danger mode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by melting View Post
    Some Narc took a picture of me and my friends because the two of them had dreads, and I dress peculiarly. We were on the white stairs, and this dude in a green polo with nice work pants on and another bald dude with an RHCP shirt on, pretended to be taking a picture of the background behind us, but there was really nothing to take a picture of. After they took the picture, they sat side by side with eachother and were talking but not exchanging eye contact with one another. So we walked right by them and grilled them because we didn't have anything on us, we just dress like we do.

    Also in the do Lab sunday night, was grooving out, and this dude asked me for molly, of which I had to sell, but I told him, he did it wrong and I would not be selling it to him, gave him the advice, to be my friend before doing business, and to casually come up and make conversation, and not immediately ask for drugs. He definitely appreciated my advice.

    TL;DR I dress like someone whose holding
    I felt like this whole thread just missed this gem.

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    I got it! I'm gonna dress like a narc, so people stop smoking weed around me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seitron View Post
    This guy came over to me and was like "hey do you have a festival map" and i was like "BAHH NO GET AWAY YOU FUCKING NARC IT'S THE PO PO" and i ran away screaming. He was ancient like 26, obviously if he just wanted a festival map who wouldn't be asking people for one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nahuatldream View Post
    I got it! I'm gonna dress like a narc, so people stop smoking weed around me!
    That's never worked for me.
    Even though I look it, I'm not a cop.

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    Swore I handed my lit joint to an undercover on fri night. Was just feeling the good vibes and not thinking. He didn't even ask. I just offered it up. Was so relieved when he took a hit.

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    Why aren't the narcs at weekend 2 getting any love in this thread?

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    Some old dude, in his 50s with a ponytail, was walking around tent to tent saying "I know alcohol gets old, you guys want some molly, mushrooms, or acid?"

    I feigned I had no interest and he moved on. 'Twas too blatant to pursue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seitron View Post
    This guy came over to me and was like "hey do you have a festival map" and i was like "BAHH NO GET AWAY YOU FUCKING NARC IT'S THE PO PO" and i ran away screaming. He was ancient like 26, obviously if he just wanted a festival map who wouldn't be asking people for one.
    you look like a total FOOL! you ran away screaming....dude was 26...Maybe dips hit he wanted to see where shit was at...such as what stage is where...not everyone memorized every stage name/location.

    I bet he laughed his ass off watching you run away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baily View Post
    you look like a total FOOL! you ran away screaming....dude was 26...Maybe dips hit he wanted to see where shit was at...such as what stage is where...not everyone memorized every stage name/location.

    I bet he laughed his ass off watching you run away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baily View Post
    you look like a total FOOL! you ran away screaming....dude was 26...Maybe dips hit he wanted to see where shit was at...such as what stage is where...not everyone memorized every stage name/location.

    I bet he laughed his ass off watching you run away.
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    Can someone direct me to the "How Awkwardly Paranoid People Were When You Asked Them For Drugs" thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidL View Post
    Some old dude, in his 50s with a ponytail, was walking around tent to tent saying "I know alcohol gets old, you guys want some molly, mushrooms, or acid?"

    I feigned I had no interest and he moved on. 'Twas too blatant to pursue.

    Edit: Lot 8, weekend 1.
    think I overheard him. He was going site-to-site telling these elongated stories about whatever shit he was carrying on about and these frat kids next to us were eating it up thoroughly engaged. Then after a few minutes he asked "anyone have molly?".

    Saw a dude, he had a cape in rasta colors with no shirt on, being led out of the beer gardens south side handcuffed by a street-clothed middle-aged man. He must have gotten busted or done something stupid. Maybe it was his outfit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzin my brains out View Post
    My friend got arrested Saturday weekend 1. He had $20 of blow and a couple hits of Molly on him. Snuck back in to the campsite the next morning, then superglued his wristband back together.
    What's $20 worth of blow look like? That's probably less than the residue in my front pocket on any given Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    What's $20 worth of blow look like? That's probably less than the residue in my front pocket on any given Saturday.
    exactly. like <1g.

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    during Coachella 2012 w2 2 guys come stumbling into our camp asking "you guys selling grass?" we just look at one another and said no, well my friend thought it would be funny to say "i think those guys over there are selling" so they all of a sudden get interested, well they ask for his name and he says "Jimmy" they ask "Jimmy what?" and from that point its silent for a good 10 seconds and my buddy says "Jimmy CrackCorn" needless to say those Narcs stormed off looking like the biggest idiots
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