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    They should have just moved into the interior of it
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    damn black keys bringing the undesirables.
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    *bump*
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I always want to use that!
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    c'mon peoples post more crazy!
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    I volunteered last year and was working the Ice Truck and got to talking to one of the coordinators of the event. She told me that Saturday night she was patrolling the car camping lot late around 4am or so and she drives past a group still up, playing beer pong. The thing is, one of the dudes that is playing has his shlong out and is just straight wanking it while he is playing.

    She said she let the group undisturbed. So good way to get rid of campground patrols or arrested, whatever works.

    Also at the Ice Truck I saw a dude with a "Show me your boobies" sign or something to that extent and 2 chick whipped em out. Nothing spectacular, but hey boobs are boobs.
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    ^ wow.. wanking it while playing beer pong. That is one talented fella!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothernexposure View Post
    saw a sting operation go down last year. i was in the doo lab smoking a joint with some friends and some random dude and his girlfriend. this lady walks up to us and asks to buy a dub, i tell her i don't have any to sell, but the guy next to me, trying to be nice, says he can spare some of his. next thing you know two undercovers come out of nowhere, cuff him and escort him out. scared the shit out of me
    I wonder if you could get in trouble trading a joint for a beer????

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    Craziest thing I have seen was at Odd Futures set in 2011. It was in the middle of the day and in the Sahara tent, and it was fucking hot. I got up against the rail in the middle of Skrillex's set right before, and from then until the end of Odd Future must have seen 15 people get thrown over the rail because they couldn't handle the crowd and the heat. Two moments in particular that stuck out were this kid who was extremely pale and got passed over a few people away from me. As soon as he hit the ground he threw up everywhere and started convulsing in his own pile of vomit.

    A little later some fat ass got passed right over me, but no one was supporting him. He literally rolled over me and crushed me on top of the rail to the point where I couldn't breath and had bruised ribs for a few weeks after. When I looked up this guy had landed on top of the security guard in front of me and knocked him over. This security guard was a big muscular dude, but the kid was too fat and went over too awkwardly to catch. As the kid runs away I notice that the security guard is still on the ground screaming in pain. I looked down and saw his ankle was so broke it had turned 90 degrees inward. Two other guards had to drag him out of the tent, and at that point I heard other guards telling each other to just get out of the way of people coming over the rail. Looking at the guards you could tell they were scared for their well being, and that they weren't expecting such crazy shit to go down.

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    Horse cops playing beer pong in the campground, on their horses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pea View Post
    Horse cops playing beer pong in the campground, on their horses.
    Pictures or it didn't happen
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    Fair enough. I'm pretty certain a few of my camp mates snapped some. I'll definitely post them when/if I see them.

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    Some girls entering the beer garden and then rolling around on top of each other from one end to the other. It was a good show.

    A couple dry humping on the grass to excess. Another good show. I wanted to join them but, Jim was hungry.

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    As Grimes was leaving stage, I heard a polite "Excuse me, can I go over", so we let her by and she hopped over into the Photo pit...and kept going towards the stage. She was some fanatic stalker short girl obsessed with Grimes and unfortunate to her, the Gobi stage was about her same height. She gave it a couple pathetic tries before security understood what she was trying to do and escorted her away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dustin da DnB Soulja View Post
    Pictures or it didn't happen
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    Did he make the toss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egull View Post
    I saw some dumb girls sneak a dog into the campground...literally, walking around the opposite side of their car from the security guard with a blanket over it...I hope the dog got taken away and the girls are never allowed back for even attempting this.
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    Some people I saw in the Sahara (i think?, maybe Mojave), turned a pool noodle into a bong. I was impressed. Also the guy climbing the cat tails in the campground Thursday night was pretty sweet.

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    Oh my god...The horse cops. Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pea View Post
    Boom.

    HAHAHAHHAA YES!

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    Saw a white girl in a bikini doing the Express Yourself dance... it was crazy cause she is white.
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    Everyones a Photographer.

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    WTF is that? Is that a dislocated knee? Ouch!

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    Lateral dislocation of the patella, that could even be a chronic condition, not necessarily from trauma.
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    Stop pretending like you know things, Kory.
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    Look Randy, I don't go critiquing your cock sucking technique when you offer your knowledge of your chosen profession. I offer a little of the expertise I bring from my professional life to soothe the mind of an obviously distraught algunz and you go all asshole.
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    How's coachella b by the way?
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    Thank you, kory. You're my hero.

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    Wkend 2 on Friday. Standing in beer garden behind Sahara tent looking into it. I see a girl running towards me and theres a fence between us. She gets pretty close to it and falls right into the fence and i lose sight of her. She stands up looking straight at me, no facial expression, just total blank stare. She then turns around, walks back towards Sahara, stops abruptly and proceeds to urinate all down her shorts and all over her legs.

    This was during C2C i think, like 1pm Friday. I can't even imagine what this girl did the whole day, or the following next two days
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