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    this is a thread for posting all the insane, random stuff you've seen at coachella over the years.

    one year (it was either 2004 or 2005), i saw some kid who was in a port-a-potty that got knocked over. he had just gotten out somehow (i didn't see that part) and looked horrified and disgusted.

    the cool part though was seeing all these people run up and dump their bottles of water over him. poor guy, but i think it's cool all the coachella kids were nice enough to give up their water for him without him even asking!

    anyways, that's my story, YOUR TURN!
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    I saw some chic wearing a black bikini and knee high black boots. I couldn't figure out the logic in wearing a bikini with big ass sweaty boots. Not to mention the seriously effed up tan lines she probably got.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rampaige View Post
    I saw some chic wearing a black bikini and knee high black boots. I couldn't figure out the logic in wearing a bikini with big ass sweaty boots. Not to mention the seriously effed up tan lines she probably got.
    HEY! that was me...no, but if it was either in 05 or last year it was a girl I went with. Her name Anikc and she's just as crazy as her name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by I_am_138 View Post
    HEY! that was me...no, but if it was either in 05 or last year it was a girl I went with. Her name Anikc and she's just as crazy as her name.
    haha, that is nuts! It was indeed last year. The funny thing is while I was typing that I was thinking "I bet that girl's on here, and she's gonna kick my ass when she sees me talking shit about her boots..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rampaige View Post
    haha, that is nuts! It was indeed last year. The funny thing is while I was typing that I was thinking "I bet that girl's on here, and she's gonna kick my ass when she sees me talking shit about her boots..."
    LOL COMEDYYY!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rampaige View Post
    I saw some chic wearing a black bikini and knee high black boots.
    Was she at Amy Winehouse? She was smokin' hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gkubrick View Post
    Was she at Amy Winehouse? She was smokin' hot.
    I actually saw her at last year's Coachella. But it sounds like a bikini w/ combat boots is a popular look.

    I saw some guy being carted away by the paramedics in the Heineken oasis right before Placebo started. He was just laying motionless on the ground while they pulled up and got out the stretcher. He finally woke up right before they loaded him up.

    Did anyone see the guy running around in a wrestling mask? There might have been more than one.
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    I wouldn't call it crazy, I would call it stupid. All of the dumb 13itches wearing high heels and trying to walk around in a field. I was just waiting for them to fall or trip. I laughed my ass off when they did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI_GRL View Post
    I wouldn't call it crazy, I would call it stupid. All of the dumb 13itches wearing high heels and trying to walk around in a field. I was just waiting for them to fall or trip. I laughed my ass off when they did.
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    Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.

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    Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.
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    Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.
    what? kids were running around naked and fucking in the bushes?

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    Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.
    I was in close during Tool in 2006 and then the crowd split and what was left was a naked dude.

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    I was in close during Tool in 2006 and then the crowd split and what was left was a naked dude.
    This happened to me last year, during Ghostface the crowd just splits and I see some naked guy walking away and bobbing to the music.

    During Rage last year some old guy in a Pink Floyd shirt slowly waddled in front of me and gave off these loud and disturbing moaning sounds while giving a jerking motion in his pants... yeah. He walked off doing that and I didn't see him again.

    When Justice played some guy was just passed out on the ground looking up, obviously on a lot of drugs, while some random girl kept waving glowsticks in his face. The guy was giving off the most terrified look as it happened.

    After Tool in 2006 when that guy ran across the bathroom stalls above the crowd.

    Walking out in 2006 there was this guy holding up this book and chanting and shit.

    Walking out in 2007 (I think first day) we were in that really long line out where it was across that really long fenced yard. Every minute or so some random guy back behind us just yelled "AAAAGGHH!". This went on for longer than I can even imagine but it's funny when I think about it now.

    In 2004 seeing Jimmy Urine escorted out on a cart after Mindless Self Indulgence's set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post

    When Justice played some guy was just passed out on the ground looking up, obviously on a lot of drugs, while some random girl kept waving glowsticks in his face. The guy was giving off the most terrified look as it happened.
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    my friends saw that guy, and this other dude who was dancing all weird. I wish I could replicate the motion that they showed me on here, but it was hillarious watching them try and replicate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post
    In 2004 seeing Jimmy Urine escorted out on a cart after Mindless Self Indulgence's set.
    when I saw MSI in 2003, jimmy urine peed in a girl's mouth

    and then steve, righ? threw a towel at her and told her to "clean the ugly off her face"

    whatever happened to MSI? the closest thing we have to them now is probably hadouken!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    when I saw MSI in 2003, jimmy urine peed in a girl's mouth

    and then steve, righ? threw a towel at her and told her to "clean the ugly off her face"

    whatever happened to MSI? the closest thing we have to them now is probably hadouken!.
    i'm totally seeing them in may!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.
    Kids will be kids

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    Waiting by the barrier at the main stage for Belle & Sebastian to come on. Really crowded and a girl near me, not wanting to lose her spot, squats down and pees into a cup! She then gives the cup to a security guy & asks him to throw the cup of "tea" for her. He did!

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    I saw a guy peeing on the gobe tent. I had a blowhorn thing and yelled "hey that's the gobi tent, not the go pee tent" as I shined bright lights on him from my cart. He didn't seem so amused.
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    So, it'd be weird to walk around in bikinis? With no boots, just sandals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    I saw a guy peeing on the gobe tent. I had a blowhorn thing and yelled "hey that's the gobi tent, not the go pee tent" as I shined bright lights on him from my cart. He didn't seem so amused.
    Your cart? You're one of those? Argh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    I saw a guy peeing on the gobe tent. I had a blowhorn thing and yelled "hey that's the gobi tent, not the go pee tent" as I shined bright lights on him from my cart. He didn't seem so amused.
    ha ha ha ha ha, that's awesome.

    and the toe nail biting thing is effing foul.
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    This guy that I (and Im sure many others) saw walking around last year. It must have been so damn hot in that thing....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahamut727 View Post
    This guy that I (and Im sure many others) saw walking around last year. It must have been so damn hot in that thing....

    hahaha thats awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahamut727 View Post
    This guy that I (and Im sure many others) saw walking around last year. It must have been so damn hot in that thing....

    I remember this guy. I walked by him real early on last year's Friday, right after the gates opened and the bands didn't play yet. Furry?

    Anyone see those guys holding those religious books and making those weird-ass chanting noises after Sunday of last year? They were at the end of that massive line going out.

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    that is...
    wow.
    I saw that crazy robot outside of Daft Punk. And, in 04 during Beck's set, I saw a guy smoke three joints in quick succession, by himself, and then clear a circle out around him so he could lay back and listen. I'm amazed that people moved to allow it to happen.
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    I assume this is the robot you are talking about



    But this guy was cool too


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    [QUOTE=Bahamut727;11652]I assume this is the robot you are talking about


    That robot was awesome. I remember last year, when everyone was fascinated and talking with the robot, some jerk came up and started making fun of it. The guy said, "Hey, you like it when I do THIS, robot?" and touched what looked like a penis. All of a sudden, the robot penis shoots up and rubs against the jerk's leg. That was hilarious!

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    [QUOTE=woogie846;13532]
    Quote Originally Posted by Bahamut727 View Post
    I assume this is the robot you are talking about


    That robot was awesome. I remember last year, when everyone was fascinated and talking with the robot, some jerk came up and started making fun of it. The guy said, "Hey, you like it when I do THIS, robot?" and touched what looked like a penis. All of a sudden, the robot penis shoots up and rubs against the jerk's leg. That was hilarious!
    I never saw this robot

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