Shirts That Made You Go, "Ha. Ha."

[thelastgreatman]

Let's face it, very few of these "funny" t-shirts are particularly humorous, but every once in a while one gets me. I had a laughing fit while on a whole bunch of acid Friday night because of a FREE SHRUGS shirt because the concept of offering something completely useless for absolutely nothing was amusing.

Who's got some better ones, you fucking hipster bastards?

[stcee]

I saw one that said "thelastgreatman is a cunt who tries too hard" and I chuckled softly

And let me help you out: trakball, lol, reviews whores, el oh el

[amyzzz]

That is cute.

edit: what Randy said, not what the prostitute guy said.

[stcee]

Of course. "The prostitute guy". Hivemind of The Champions of The Coachella Message Board, activate!

[JustSteve]

Sorry I couldn't bring you some dilaudid this year, Randy. Maybe next time if I make it out? Is there a shelf like on this stuff, because it will probably be the same pills.

[thelastgreatman]

If there is a shelf life, I sure don't give a fuck about it. C'mon Steve, why don't we get together for dinner some night. I'll even drive to your fucking shithole of a cocksuck of a town.

[JustSteve]

Haha.

There's a shirt: "I met JustSteve and all I got was some expired Dilaudid"

[stcee]

I bet that would be hot, you two looking into each others eyes longingly, thinking "god, I love how much of an asshole this dude is on the Coachella Message Boards, I wish there were a way I could have his babies".

And then one of you (I'm thinking thelastgreatman) runs to the restroom and sticks his finger down his throat

[JustSteve]

Keep on stalking, troll.

[thelastgreatman]

Oh my god who gives a shit about the whore monger. MOVING ON.

Shirts, you dickheads, SHIRTS.

[stcee]

Oh my god who gives a shit about the whore monger. MOVING ON.

If you're saying "who gives a shit" while acknowledging me, you're doing it wrong

so really, why did that shirt say that? seems word has got out that you're a try hard. and your little puppy JustSteve nipping at your heels, trying to be your palsie-walsie

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Since nobody is posting any photos yet, this is my favorite shirt of any Coachella so far

[IceyHotshot]

Apparently too old to spell too correctly.

[TheWatcher]

Since nobody is posting any photos yet, this is my favorite shirt of any Coachella so far

There were 2 guys with the 2013 version of this shirt!

[Vortex]

I saw a guy in the sahara wearing a hat that said "SAUCE?". I thought it was pretty hilarious/clever.

[dekelou]

There were 2 guys with the 2013 version of this shirt!

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At the Sahara

[algunz]

If there is a shelf life, I sure don't give a fuck about it. C'mon Steve, why don't we get together for dinner some night. I'll even drive to your fucking shithole of a cocksuck of a town.

We could make it a threesome.

[stinkbutt]

not great,but gave me a quick chuckle

"bros killed dub step"

[algunz]

I avoided reading all weekend.

[kucky21]

"Let my People Bro" made me chuckle

[ThatGirl]

There was a guy driving golf carts in the backstage area with a Purple t-shirt that read, "I Direct Midget Porn".

[koryp]

Not a shirt, but the guy with the "Let a bitch know!" sign created our catchphrase for the remaining weekend.

[Darth_Bater]

I saw the dinosaur saying "all my friends are dead" t-shirt many times this weekend. The first time I saw it, I chuckled, after that...

[Iamwelting]

A group of about 12 uber broz wearing matching black tank tops that said "fvck boiiiiz." I laughed, because I'm sure any female watching that group approaching would flee immediately.

[thelastgreatman]

... that sounds like those guys weren't looking for chicks. I think they were looking for boys to fuck.

[bucketofpower]

I FUCKING HATE DUBSTEP was a winner for me.

[heart cooks brain]

There was a guy driving golf carts in the backstage area with a Purple t-shirt that read, "I Direct Midget Porn".

Heh. I had an I<3Midget Porn hat in college.

[nyarlathotoats]

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, 'Handle Your Shit, Lady!' on the back it had just HYSL.

...i thought it was funny

[Vic Viper]

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said, 'Handle Your Shit, Lady!' on the back it had just HYSL.

...i thought it was funny

i saw this guy/shirt too and for some reason i thought it was funnier than it probably is.

[Iamwelting]

... that sounds like those guys weren't looking for chicks. I think they were looking for boys to fuck.

Yeah.... one of them had a girlfriend walking with him that looked slightly mortified. Also, not to stereotype too hard but I've been around plenty of gay dudes and plenty of ignorant frat clowns, and these guys were definitely the latter.