Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Just think of all the personalized inflatables the Sahara Tent alone would have had... Ewwwww
Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....
I wasn't pee'd on, but my girlfriend and I were chillaxin watching knife party and this girl just kinda casually walks by us; stands by the fence and drops her pants and starts peeing... Not really sure if she noticed us or not. I was a bit in shock but i've seen worse at Hard Summer so it didn't really bother me; and Knife Party was too good to pay that much attention to her anyway.
In between postal service and the xx some naked hipster got all the way to the front next to me in nothing but socks and a handlebar mustache and proceeded to piss on who ever had a back pack in front of him. He then wiped his dick off on such backpack while stepping in his own puddle and then turned around and walked all the way out. if you ever need to get through a crowd do it naked i guess. dude was in and out within 2 min.