^ LOL. I can just see him, wrinkly, more crotchedy than he is now, rocking in a squeaky ass chair bemoaning how life passed him by. In a gravelly, old fart's sour-milk-smelling voice: "Back in my day, music was so much better. It had heart. It had soul. Kids these days have no idea what good music really is. Youth today really frightens me."
A dephibrilator filled with Carbon Airways to revive him
HCB, why do people like you here? I always thought you sucked, but just kinda let it go since other people seem to like you and you were never downright horrible. You were always just Icey level annoying, but ever since the lineup dropped you have been reaching Vigo levels.
You are so hideously deformed your own grandmother wanted to smother you in your crib. Any lame ass criticisms by someone as vile and grotesque as you is laughable. Knee-slapping comedy at its finest, really.
Were you really born with XXY chromosomes? A hermaphrodite babe with both clit and penis? Did your unfortunate parents have to choose your gender path? Well, they fucked that up, too. Male? Really? Again, they were off by a full chromosome.
You look like a sick, disgusting, chubby woman who tried to become a man but gave up halfway through hormone replacement therapy. Imagine that, you failed at your gender reassignment attempt, too. (Yet still kept those man titties … huh.) I almost feel sorry for your sorry ass. What a god-damned pathetic waste of life you are.
Your insults remind me of this kid I knew back when I was 17. He dropped out, got his GED, so that he could go work at the Renaissance Festival. He was somewhat entertaining when I was that age. I don't remember his name or much else about him.
You are how old though? In your 30s, and still view this as a pinnacle of comedy? I can't wait to see your ugly mug come to the photo meet up this year, and desperately seek any sort of attention you can get. I can't wait to see that face that most certainly looks like a cross between Bruce Vilanch and Rocky Dennis, so that we can all joke about it the rest of the year. It will bring a whole new level of insult to the term cuntface.
Those poor kids. Do they run away in horror when they see your big bug eyes behind those coke-bottle glasses?
Seems like you're interested. But, sorry, buddy, I'd have to raise my rates for you, since I don't do charity work. This ain't no soup kitchen.
I think your review is pretty generous of Yeasayer though. I was incredibly disappointed and bored out of my mind. I enjoyed their song "ONE", but would it kill them to have a little bit more personality on stage? I didn't catch the other acts you saw so I can't say.
Anyway, I'm sorry you were offended by how rude some people were. I personally didn't think Saturday was better or worse than any other day or any other contemporary concert, but I obviously didn't see the exact same people. I'm not sure there is very much Coachella can do about it though.
uh, Yeasayer was great. I was right behind the rail and everyone was completely entranced. Maybe you weren't close enough?
9/18 Owen Pallett, 9/20 Conor Oberst, 9/25 Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, 9/27 How to Dress Well, 9/28 The War on Drugs, 10/1 Jenny Lewis, 10/3 & 10/5 ACL W1, 10/10 CHVRCHES, 10/11 Spoon, 10/12 ACL W2, 10/13 Paul McCartney, 10/16 Rodrigo y Gabriela, 10/18 twenty one pilots, 10/19 Erasure, 11/7 Rufus Wainwright, 11/7-11/9 FFF Fest, 11/12 Tedeschi Trucks Band, 11/19 Chrissie Hynde, 11/23 Caribou, 12/14 Fleetwood Mac, 12/19 The Black Keys + St. Vincent
Yeasayer played a great set. One of the highlights of the weekend. Different strokes...