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    Default Better hope your lover friend doesn't sleep around!!

    lollipops and crisps

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    i wouldn't worry overmuch, gonorrhea is less common than chlamydia. and that is a fact.
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    Make em clap to this, make em make em clap to this.

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    Default Re: Better hope your lover friend doesn't sleep around!!

    my "lover friend"?

    who says that?
    the lurker shows his member to the kids at the old school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    i wouldn't worry overmuch, gonorrhea is less common than chlamydia. and that is a fact.
    It's also a fact that gonorrhea has become a "superbug" though. As in, it has learned how to open doors and operate syringes.

    I'd start worrying if I were all of you.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    i don't say "girlfriend", i say "lady friend."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    I'd start worrying if I were all of you.
    why aren't you worrying? is your superpower an immunity to gonorrhea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    why aren't you worrying? is your superpower an immunity to gonorrhea?
    Nah, I'm going to get crabs and let them fight it out. Hopefully the crabs can win and I'll just powder them off.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    that would be an epic battle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettojournalist View Post
    i don't say "girlfriend", i say "lady friend."
    me too...must be a kern county thing
    lollipops and crisps

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    yeah, must be.
    it's kind of "country gentleman", isn't it?

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    yeah i suppose. my family is pretty traditional like it.
    lollipops and crisps

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    great, now I have to worry about getting stabbed with a gonorrhea needle.
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    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.

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    that just doesn't have the same ring to it. i don't think it'll become an epidemic.
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    ive got "the fang"...
    the lurker shows his member to the kids at the old school.

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    Oh boy, I guess I should be glad I'm in the clear. As much as I hate getting stuck with needles I will deal with it to find out if I am disease free.(which I am thank god)

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    I worry for my kids.

    Two more years until my first girl can get her HPV vaccine. Yay!

    edit: let me re-phrase--these don't really have anything to do with one another. I'm happy my kids will be getting the vaccine in a couple years.
    Last edited by amyzzz; 04-12-2007 at 05:49 PM.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'm really surprised the HPV vaccine was finally made available to the public. The Bush administration was up in arms about it because it went against their abstinence only programs. What a load of baloney.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yablonowitz View Post

    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Make em clap to this, make em make em clap to this.
    awesome.

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    best thread ever.
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    HAHAHA AWESOME EPISODE OF STRANGERS WITH CANDY! Especially Jerri scatting at the wrestling match. good stuff.

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    WWJD?

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    Palm Springs area has the highest rate of syphlis in the USA
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    Seniors?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blakely View Post
    my "lover friend"?

    who says that?
    I do. Starting now.

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    I think a lover friend am a friend who you making lover with yessir okay

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    Its a good thing I don't have a lover friend.
    http://www.myspace.com/caitapalooza
    WHITE CHICKS AND GANG SIGNS FTW

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    make sure you closely examine your next lover friend, caitlin

    look them dead in the eyes and say to them "hey dude are you going to give me the clap" and if they flinch you know they're lying

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    I won't give you the clap, Caitlin.

    I have the papers to prove it ...

    *starts work on forging medical documents

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