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    This has made me laugh on a very bad day! And just out of sick twisted curiosity, do you have to keep the milk at a certain temp?

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    i just threw up in my mouth a little

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    Breastmilk is for babies, asshole.
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    dont forget lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK View Post
    Hey folks. I was just curious how stringent the searches upon entering the campgrounds are. Dogs, full bag scan etc is what i'm getting at. The reason I ask this is because I will be sneaking in a few gallons of South Asias finest "mushacha" and it would break my heart if I had to choose between my beloved breastmilk and waiting in line for another 3 hours after putting my stash back in the car(if they're nice enough to give it back to me, it is mushacha after all) if they were to stumble upon it. Has anyone here had experience doing this or could anyone give me any pointers? The milk is to yellow the sludgy for me to pass it off as dull old regular milk, thats already out of the question. This is my first year at coachella and I want to make sure I got my 'tang' with me the whole ride through in case I choose to indulge, theres nothing like a tall lukewarm glass of 'tang' in the desert. Let me know if youd like to join the party, just give me a PM, would like to connect with some other enthusiasts. Thanks again!

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    ughh...orange juice makes me gag.
    Frank:What do you want to drink?
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    Frank:Heineken!?...FUCK THAT SHIT! BREASTMILK!

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    best. thread. EVAR!
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    hey merle what are your favorite cookies to dunk in yer mushacha?

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    I don't dunk cookies in my milk, it taints the flavor.
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    Frank:Heineken!?...FUCK THAT SHIT! BREASTMILK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goose View Post
    what the hell is mushacha ??
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    Damn, and I was SO hoping that was a hula-hoop next to his face!
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    This is a weak alias. I mean, the thread started off with him being a classic like Cloud9... But every other post is stupid.

    He should have always said weird and different awkward things, and posted that picture at the end of every reply.
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    I didn't come here to entertain, I came here to find a serious solution to my serious problem. I figured the coachella forum would be a great place to look for an answer to such a thing, guess I was wrong.
    Last edited by DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK; 04-12-2007 at 05:24 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRUNKOFFBREASTMILK View Post
    I didn't come here to entertain, I came here to find a serious solution to my serious problem. I figured the coachella forum would be a great place to look for an answer to such a thing, guess I was wrong.
    Start putting your picture at the end of all your posts, and you'll get more help.
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    gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeeII View Post
    i just threw up in my mouth a little
    only a little?

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    Best alias ever.

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    Did no one here watch Chappelle show when it was on? I'm not sure if it was the last season or not, but Dave Chappelle did a "Making the Band" skit and he played P.Diddy. He made the would-be-band members get him some "Mushacha", the finest breastmilk in South Asia, which comes from Cambodian women.

    It was a funny sketch, but maybe this was drawn out a bit.
    We serve people like you as good food! ~sign in a restaurant window, Tokyo, Japan

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    wow. this thread is so funny it's disturbing. alcohol and drugs there's a lot of questions about, but cambodian breastmilk is one for the books.

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    This is my favorite thread on this board......
    Ive got the demons in me, Ive got to brush them all away.......

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    yep. BEST. THREAD. EVER.

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    Default Re: How hard will it be to sneak in breastmilk???

    not hard at all if you have breasts and are breastfeeding. i hope you brought a lactating friend, lord knows i did. yumm-o.

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    I really miss Merle.

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    I never went anywhere. I'm on vacation in Taiwan so I haven't had the time to be on here as much as I would like.
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    merle, for what it's worth, i love you.
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    i totally didn't get the blue velvet reference til just now. nice work.

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    I had a nightmare that Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

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    So Merle, what bands did you see at Coachella?

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    Hmmm, Peaches/Interpol/Jarvis Cocker/Regina Spektor/Arcade Fire/Red Hot Chili Peppers/The Lemonheads/Yeva/Satellite Party/Bjork/Tiesto, thats just off the top of my head.
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