Single?

[kroqken]

Ouch, that is a red state way to approach someone deserving blue state treatment!

[TomAz]

are you this suave in person?

[kroqken]

I actually act more down to earth when I meet someone new. I am not as urbane as David Niven or James Mason. However, I think my higher education and taking lots of psychology and sociology classes does come in handy in the real world.

[Archie Bunker]

Don't feel bad for Ken.

He now spends 7 days a week with Stephanie, the girl who stole his tapes all those years ago. She still takes all of his money and feeds her fat face with it.

In fact, Ken still owes me $660 from the $1250 I loaned him (to pay his rent) back in July, and thousands of dollars have ended up in that pig's gullet instead of my pocket.

Ken also fails to mention that the girl who "broke his heart" (Colleen) was blatantly using him, made no secret of that fact, and he didn't care because she spread her legs for him every so often.

Ken actually slept on the bus for weeks at a time because he was "afraid" to sleep in his own apartment while she was there, even though she paid zero rent.

She also stiffed Ken for a $300 in phone bills, and is sending him nothing despite having a decent job at the moment and lots of financial aid $.

It's such a shame she moved away.

[kroqken]

Colleen is still a good person. I hope she visits during Thanksgiving, but I do not expect to talk to her anyime in the near future.

[invisiblerobots]

Hey, Archie Bunker is back!

[kroqken]

I thought Archie died a few years ago.

[Archie Bunker]

I come back whenever Master Kroq Ken comes back.

Ken, don't ignore my very valid points.

Explain why you literally slept on the bus for weeks at a time this summer, and explain why you fed that fatso's face for months instead of paying back nice guys like me who lent you money in a time of need.

[BROKENDOLL]

Colleen is still a good person. I hope she visits during Thanksgiving, but I do not expect to talk to her anyime in the near future.

Uh, kroqken... are you aware that Thanksgiving is next week?

[TommyboyUNM]

This thread got a little weird, fast.

[Archie Bunker]

Obviously Ken is avoiding the question.

Anyway, Colleen the psycho still calls me up to this day, raving about my posts here about her back in May '07.

I thank Ken for bringing that angel into my life.

[kroqken]

She is an angel, I wish I could talk to her. I think my former friend Erik still has some of her paintings and he better return them to her if she visits for Thanksgiving. It is not cool to hold onto her stuff. I will pay Archie what I owe him when I am done being a human guinea pig. In fact, that is why I am here.

[SoulDischarge]

Our message board is not a Hollywood trailer park, so please do not treat it as such. Thanks, MGMT.

[kroqken]

MGMT (the band) or "management"? I don't like the Colleen posts because I do not want her to find out she is even being mentioned on here. I never mention her by her name. The only Colleen that should be brought up on here is the song "Colleen" by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists. Can someone put a Youtube video of the "Colleen" song on here?

[Archie Bunker]

MGMT (the band) or "management"? I don't like the Colleen posts because I do not want her to find out she is even being mentioned on here. I never mention her by her name. The only Colleen that should be brought up on here is the song "Colleen" by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists. Can someone put a Youtube video of the "Colleen" song on here?

You want Youtube, Ken?

You got Youtube!

[Archie Bunker]

Now Ken, explain why you slept on the bus for weeks when you had a warm apartment to go home to.

[wmgaretjax]

some of you are far too new to understand how fucking ridiculous some of this is...

[kroqken]

This is beyond rediculous, it is sublime. If Colleen's art were on here, most of you would be impressed.

[CalmerThanYou]

[TommyboyUNM]

some of you are far too new to understand how fucking ridiculous some of this is...

Yeah I've had it in my mind the entire time that there was something I didn't get

[kroqken]

Too many insider references may make more casual board readers feel excluded. We dont want to turn the Coachella message board into a cliquish caste system.

[wmgaretjax]

a caste system... that's exactly what's going on.

[kroqken]

As long as I am not in the untouchables, who are ranked so low that they are not even considered a caste at all.

[TommyboyUNM]

I'm still waiting for the Coachella Message Board civil war.

[wmgaretjax]

I'm still waiting for the Coachella Message Board civil war.

there kind of was one a little while back... but the secessionists kind of lost because no one really noticed....

[Wheres the beef?]

there kind of was one a little while back... but the secessionists kind of lost because no one really noticed....

Instead resorting to casual complaining.

[kroqken]

Casual complaining > board civil war

[OCGIRL714]

Ken actually still wants to see Colleen and still says nice things about her after she called the police and said he raped her. 7 cops came to his apartment and he was in handcuffs. A bunch of his neighbors saw him and he should have been humiliated but he wasn't. He almost spent the weekend in jail. She also used to kick him out of his apartment late at night not caring that he had no where to go. He used to sleep in the bathroom at the Sherman Oaks Galleria or sleep on the bus. She also used to scream at him, hit him and treat him horrible. But he still wants to see her. He almost lost his apartment numerous times because of her. He still thinks she's a great girl after all of this. Ken has no pride . All the people in his life who use and abuse him he always goes back for more.