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    Looking for a chill, open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for each weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    This is not a party spot though there will most likely be one on the same block both weekends.

    Non-smokers only, please.
    Last edited by SlowMotionApocalypse; 04-10-2013 at 10:03 AM.
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    This should be posted in the Casual Encounters section.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    I think he meant to post this on Craigslist.

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    Troll Thousand and Twelve
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Looking for a chill open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    Non-smokers only, please.
    Troll Thousand and Thirteen
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Looking for a chill, open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    This is not a party spot though there will most likely be one on the same block both weekends.

    Non-smokers only, please.

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    You only wish you had as much fun as I did last year, enjoy checking each other out in the showers, chumps.
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    I see you haven't aged a year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    You only wish you had as much fun as I did last year, enjoy checking each other out in the showers, chumps.
    (guy who cant find anyone to hang out with at coachella 2 years in a row)

    (resorts to begging for a female friend on the internet)

    (doesnt party)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Looking for a chill, open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for each weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    This is not a party spot though there will most likely be one on the same block both weekends.

    Non-smokers only, please.
    This is laughable.

    You must be a blast at parties bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidL View Post
    I see you haven't aged a year.
    I rounded up to 40 last year. I am 40 this year.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radtechnique View Post
    This is laughable.

    You must be a blast at parties bro.
    Drugs are for losers
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Drugs are for losers
    Who said anything about drugs, aspie.

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    What makes your technique so rad? hmm?
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    What makes your technique so rad? hmm?
    You're totatlly the first person to say that, drewski.

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    That doesn't answer my fucking question.
    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    August 4 - Arcade Fire - SB Bowl
    August 23/24 - FYF Fest - Expo park
    October 3/4 - Desert Stars - Pioneertown
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    November 8 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    November 9 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
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    I would like to add please be a little older or at least mature enough to handle your substances.
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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    Time is running out
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    Try reaching out to your cousin yet?
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Plenty of Fish is that way >>>

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    Sometimes I'm a little sad that SMA is just a troll.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Sometimes I'm a little sad that SMA is just a troll.
    What makes you say that?

    This weekend's experience was so unbelievable I don't even want to talk about it.
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    Full write-up please.
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    Full write-up please.
    Friday morning Mom and "Mom's Boyfriend" tried to drop off an obvious teenager to take advantage of the offer. I thought it might have been some sort of set up but both blew up at me and were threatening to become violent when I said there was no way she is coming in. Nope, not cops, just trying to find an inexpensive way to get their "little darling" accommodations.

    Was just about to give up when a nice lady responded via Craigslist. Dealing with those weirdos seriously rattled me though.
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    unbelievably good or unbelievably bad?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    unbelievably good or unbelievably bad?
    I have been way too busy to much effort into recounting the situation in all it's minute detail
    "why are you so annoying" TheKlein25

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