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    Default I'm going to Coachella again, bitches!

    Worst lineup ever. SoCal d-bags by the dozen. Hot sweaty smelly hippies everywhere. Expensive shit beer and cocky-ass hipsters and random old men and frat boys. And TRAFFIC.

    I told everyone I'm too good for Coachella this year. 9 years and it's time to take a break. I convinced myself I didn't need all the hassles and that there's no way a weekend in the hellhole could beat a weekend at home in Oregon. I believed it all, too. Time to grow up and all that shit.

    So what? I'm ditching my life and going to the desert again. Last minute decision. Got plane tickets, a weekend pass, a car rental, and a floor to sleep on in 15 minutes this morning. Funny how you make the best life decisions when you start the day with a wake and bake.

    Gotta party with my UK mates and celebrate the death of the Iron Bitch. May she rot in hell with Ronnie Raygun.

    I'll see you in the desert, homies.

    I'M GOING TO COACHELLA AGAIN!

    Flame away. You can't make it any hotter than it'll be in the tent this weekend. My sweaty Utili-kilt covered ass will be shaking like a motherfucker.
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    No one knows who the fuck you are and no one gives a shit.

    9/12: Shifted @ Mercer
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/3-5: Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival
    10/4: Ought @ BoH
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Default Re: I'm going to Coachella again, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    No one knows who the fuck you are and no one gives a shit.
    Hate to bump this thread, but this is totally sig-able. Perfection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelvk View Post

    Gotta party with my UK mates and celebrate the death of the Iron Bitch. May she rot in hell with Ronnie Raygun.



    Flame away. You can't make it any hotter than it'll be in the tent this weekend. My sweaty Utili-kilt covered ass will be shaking like a motherfucker.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXi-VYy_Yw"> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcXi-VYy_Yw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="340">
    I like this guy, he seems like a good dood.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Another douche in a kilt, awesome.


    Disclosure - October 12 - Reno, NV.
    Treasure Island Music Festival - October 19 - San Francisco, CA.
    Portugal, The Man - October 22 - Reno, NV.
    Cut Copy - October 31 - Reno, NV.
    Phoenix w/ Alt-J - December 5 - Reno, NV.

    COACHELLA '07, '08, '09, '11, '13

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    Default Re: I'm going to Coachella again, bitches!

    So you want, like, a medal, or something? I'm sure the Nobel committee will be calling any minute now, just hang out by your phone.

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    Default Re: I'm going to Coachella again, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelvk View Post
    ...random old men...

    ...Gotta party with my UK mates and celebrate the death of the Iron Bitch. May she rot in hell with Ronnie Raygun....
    ... homies. ...
    Looks like you're one of those old men of whom you speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by michaelvk View Post
    Worst lineup ever.
    Lost me right here.
    10/8 - Little Dragon @ Marquee (Tempe, AZ)
    10/11 - Carolina Chocolate Drops @ Rialto Theater (Tucson, AZ)
    11/10 - The Black Keys @ US Airways Center (Phoenix, AZ)
    4/10/15 - 4/12/15 - Coachella

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Lost me right here.
    i read everything you type in the voice of ron swanson. makes me laugh every time. he is my hero.
    My girlfriend looks a little bit like Charlize Theron... and a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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    Default Re: I'm going to Coachella again, bitches!

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelvk View Post
    ...SoCal d-bags by the dozen...
    and then

    Quote Originally Posted by michaelvk View Post
    ...My sweaty Utili-kilt covered ass...
    Irony
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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