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    PHDTS.
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    LOL you've gotta be joking.

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    Women are naturally insane . Try to compliment her and shit . She's looking for comfort of course and reassurance nonsense . Play the game like all of us .
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    agree with you all, women are gnarly

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    Get a shitty haircut, too.

    Not really, see you at Coachella. Fuck that noise.

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    if your girlfriend is so concerned about a HAIRCUT that she refuses to go to Coachella....then she deserves to be dumped ASAP. I dont care HOW GOOD the blowjobs are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ryanrosen View Post
    My gf and I have been dating for 1 and half years and we love each other, we both have weekend 1 passes, but today she got a haircut she doesnt like (even though it looks fine) and says she wont go. She says if I go she's breaking up with me......What do I do???
    1. Ditch girlfriend.
    2. Acquire older, more mature girlfriend.

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    Remember in her mind she's always judging you too secretly scoring your responses to situations . This could all be some are we meant to be together bullshit game .

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    Shave her eyebrows tonight when shes sleeping and I promise she will forget all about the haircut. And probably break up with you. And then you can go to Coachella.
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    She sounds ridiculous. If she is putting that threat on you, she does't love you.

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    support her with WHAT? exactly what does she gain from you not going and being with her? so you can lay there all weekend and comb her hair?

    fuck that slut

    fuck her super hard tonight, penetrate her ass, cum on her face, then break up with her in the morning.

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    Lol see they are nuts . Has she ever been ? If not she's probably a nervous person who doesn't like going into things less than 100% . Try to be nice hopefully she comes around . She sounds young and afraid of what people think, when in reality nobody gives a shit what you look like at coachella. Maybe get her some Xanax .

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    how old is your gf 17? Come on. Go to coachella with or without her

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodStewart View Post
    2. Acquire older, more mature girlfriend.
    Get a MILF who likes the RHCP.
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    lmfao ditch the bitch. Be a man. Plus who knows, maybe you'll hook up at the fest itself.

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    the fact that you have to post this question on the message board proves that you two are compatible... dont go.

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    Ryan Rosen? Did you go to UCLA? LOL
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    You should ask SlowMotionApocalypse where it all went wrong.

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    problem solved




    swear to god went through the same exact problem man about 2 years ago... she cut it waaaaaaayyyy too short... idk what she was doing and i played it off like it was fine.... but yeah... she didnt look so great with it.... but i bought her... 7 different style girly hats.... to match some outfits she had...BOOM!!! PROBLEM SOLVED!!!!
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    Break up with girlfriend, meet new girlfriend at coachella
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    get her addicted to meth so that she'll pass out the entire weekend.

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    yay! you get to go to coachella!

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    ditch that bitch and learn how to take it up the ass like a real man.
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    1. ditch girlfriend
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    3. hook up with dozens of hotter girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by InF3cT10uZ View Post
    the fact that you have to post this question on the message board proves that you two are compatible... dont go.
    This is the correct response.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    I love Molly .... Ringwald, that is.
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    looks like you need a new girlfriend

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