Powder Heroin

[jackstraw94086]

Jack, want to go hang out and throw a rad party in Dubai?

sure.

right after I arrange a meeting in a dark alley between Jeff, Justin and this guy

[bballarl]

I bet they have those in Dubai.

[J~$$$]

I CALL TOP!

PS your boyfriend is cute.

[/QUOTE]

[thelastgreatman]

This from the person who posted the "I'm leaving forever" thread.

Good thing this is the internet and not real life, or people would take things too seriously.


Oh, wait....

Why is it dramatic to say that I've decided to stop posting? This board is taking up way too much of my time, putting me in way too many arguments (such as this one) that just arouse my psychiatric problems, and there's only a handful of people on here who are interested in my weirdo crap, so I'm going to stop.

I didn't say I'm leaving because I was looking for some big outpouring of emotion or pleas to stay--I know this board well enough to know I was going to catch about a dozen bags of shit for it. I just wanted to take a shot at securing the company of an old great love of mine for the music festival I love even more.

Maturity is all about how well you say goodbye. I'll still read, and maybe pop in every once in a while to provide drug expertise, but otherwise I think I've accomplished all the nothing I can here.

It's just one more thread, Courtney, then I promise you can breathe a sigh of relief. My gift to you. =)

[J~$$$]

jagerschnitzel.......mmmmmmmm

[Hannahrain]

I wasn't arguing with you, Randy. I was simply using the internet to show everyone else that you have illicited yet another gargantuan eye roll on my part.

Pointing out that you're being ridiculous and petulant is not the same as arguing.

[york707]

except that you need to be facefucked by a clown.

let's clean up the board by deleting every non-drug thread.

As opposed to the face-lovemaking you're going to get?

[thelastgreatman]

Goddammit, where was all the clown facefuck talk the past month?

Could somebody please get an appopriately photoshopped picture of Krusty up here? Maybe with a "You Gonna Get Face-Raped" overlay?

[Courtney]

It's just one more thread, Courtney, then I promise you can breathe a sigh of relief. My gift to you. =)

bated breath, my friend

[J~$$$]

I think it should be a picture of Jacks clown and it should say "you gonna get facefucked!"

[disgustipated]

[Yablonowitz]

Is a message board for this festival a good and reliable source for scoring powder heroin?

Just curious.

[J~$$$]

Im proud of you today. but the face-fucked should be at the bottom of the pic.....jus sayin

[disgustipated]

yeah, but it fit better at the top...plus I normally fuck everything up anyway.

[J~$$$]

Agreed. Well played.

[BeeII]

It's so funny how people are so quick to judge other's vices, we all do things we shouldn't because it feels good but its not healthy. big fucking deal.

good luck finding heroin, i'm sure you'll be able to score.

[thelastgreatman]

Surprisingly enough, it would seem to have been successful, yes. There's an exchange involved, but this is part of the glory of people from all different parts of the country coming together for Coachella--sharing drugs of varying availability by region.

[PotVsKtl]

I hope you fucking overdose and die. In real life. Actually physically perish.

[thelastgreatman]

I hope you fucking overdose and die. In real life. Actually physically perish.

Sorry pal, ain't happening. I appreciate your commitment, though. Hope your whole family gets raped, wish I could be the one to do.

[PotVsKtl]

I'd personally put mom and dad into the stockades and cut away their britches if it meant that when you were done I got to extinguish your miserable overcompensating complete lack of judgement attention-whore waste of a life. Literally fucking die in hell with cancer and boils.

[Mr.Nipples]

you got served...

[SojuGorae]

[thelastgreatman]

That was, and this is, boring. Actually feeling hatred for some faceless entity on a message board is weak. I mean, don't you feel your dignity slipping away when you go to the trouble of writing out such a detailed account of what you would do to me if you got the chance? I feel embarassed just by having it written to me, for fuck's sake.

Have some shame, sir. Flame wars are sadder than pictures of Depression-era children.

[Mr.Nipples]

GOD JUST PUSH THE PLUNGER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP...

[PotVsKtl]

There's no war here. This is a record of my desires as dictated to my secretary and recorded on the internet.

[jackstraw94086]

[thelastgreatman]

GOD JUST PUSH THE PLUNGER AND SHUT THE FUCK UP...

I don't bang out, I insufflate. And seriously, all I'm doing is responding to posts on this thread. You want it to stop, stop. I still don't understand how you can possibly give a fuck.

[amyzzz]

LGM, I wouldn't waste time arguing with these bozoes, unless you're going to be really fucking funny.

[bballarl]

...

[jackstraw94086]

Hey LGM,
How about some pancakes instead?

http://www.baraskit.se/random/archive/8/pancake_2.html