Powder Heroin

[thelastgreatman]

Alright, so here's the deal: I'm going to abandon posting on this board because of a variety of reasons. Those who would rejoice feel free to rejoice. To others, I'll see you on the other side, Ray. But before I go:

I wanna hear from somebody who's bringing proper heroin to Tent City. Everything on the west coast is tar and I sincerely miss the feeling of opening up a bag of dark brown powdery chunks of dope. Somebody, anybody, tell me they're rolling into Coachella on diesel, please?

[bmack86]

Dear god man.

[Mr.Nipples]

are you fucking kidding?...

[jackstraw94086]

Come see me. I'll be wearing a thick moustache, blue shirt, and a badge.

[thelastgreatman]

I would never kid about drugs, or messages baords. I don't give a fuck, if you can have threads about weed and coke and ecstasy and meth, I wanna hear about some of my old best friend. Lots of people were junkies once, some may still be, it happens, and I want to hear about it. Stories, PM offers, whatever.

Y'all know I'm a drug fiend and you know I'm shameless and clearly not a narco, so why not create this thread before I split? Might get lucky, or might just hear some good heroin anecdotes. Trust me--they can be pretty awesome. Awesomely horrible sometimes, but still awesome.

[alyssak]

nice

[Mr.Nipples]

heroin ruined my life...

[bmack86]

Heroin is fuckin horrid. That is some repugnant shit.

[alyssak]

heroin ruined my life...

Do you want to talk about it?

[fatbastard]

Heroin is fuckin horrid. That is some repugnant shit.

Werd

[Mr.Nipples]

Do you want to talk about it?

no...

[ewiggy]

did you really create a thread to say you were quitting us and also to ask about scoring heroin?

you did, didn't you.

there's still time to edit this into a joke or something. go ahead, we'll pretend we didn't read it.

[artgutser]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

[chiapet]

I don't understand why the kiddies on this board go from thread to thread posting about all the drugs they've taken. Maybe he's leaving because he's already posted all of his stories.

[thelastgreatman]

Think of it as a fond farewell. People, look at me--I'm out of my fucking mind. I've gotten like ten PMs from people asking me to hook them up with shit, so now I'm asking everybody. Why should I even give a fuck how pathetic it might be, or perhaps just might be perceived. I don't shoot, I haven't had any in like two years, I want some.

Besides, just think that this is the last of my ridiculous bullshit you'll have to read. In fact, if you avoid this thread, it'll be like I'm not even here. Every dopebag has a silver lining.

[ewiggy]

i am going to add you to my death pool. how old are you?

[thelastgreatman]

23, you'll lose miserably. God wants me alive, it's the only possible way I've survived so easily through everything I put my body and brain through.

[ewiggy]

superman complex.

[bmack86]

23, you'll lose miserably. God wants me alive, it's the only possible way I've survived so easily through everything I put my body and brain through.

An optimist...
Yeah, thinking like that is a slippery slope my friend. God doesn't want any of us alive. We just get lucky.

[thelastgreatman]

Supraman. Nobody will get that reference, but yeah, complex, sure, who cares?

[ewiggy]

Suprefan?

[thelastgreatman]

Guys, guys, guys... seriously ask yourself this question: who's stupider--the people that want to do heroin again, or the people who are still trying to talk some sense into to people that want to do heroin?

If you've ever known dope fiends you MUST know how pointless a waste of time it is to try to say, "Heroin's no good for you," 'cause everybody knows that. Everybody knows it BEFORE they do it the first time and they do it anyway.

So who's really beating their head against a wall, eh?

[miscorrections]

Suprefan?

quick, we need a nurse!

[Hannahrain]

[Insert colossal eye-roll here]

[bmack86]

Guys, guys, guys... seriously ask yourself this question: who's stupider--the people that want to do heroin again, or the people who are still trying to talk some sense into to people that want to do heroin?

If you've ever known dope fiends you MUST know how pointless a waste of time it is to try to say, "Heroin's no good for you," 'cause everybody knows that. Everybody knows it BEFORE they do it the first time and they do it anyway.

So who's really beating their head against a wall, eh?

The answer is the person who does heroin. What do I win?

[thelastgreatman]

The answer is the person who does heroin. What do I win?

Well, the prize would've been some heroin... but I've decided I'll probably need all of it. Replacement prize TBD, after I wake up from several naps.

[psychic friend]

heroin turns good people bad. really bad. that's all i have to say on this matter.

[thelastgreatman]

heroin turns good people bad. really bad. that's all i have to say on this matter.

And no one could possibly argue with the verity of that statement, certainly not I.

That being said, who's holding?

[hybernaut520]

dope is for dopes.

[ewiggy]

liar.