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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    ha... mine bad...
    Stop encroaching on the property of the bros Zafo!
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    It's the same as anywhere else... You're not going to get laid unless you're a charmer and very good looking. Unless you're a creeper and really focusing on a girl on drugs knowing she'd regret it in the morning.
    I'd do suprefan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatmeat69 View Post
    I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done you're not the same as before. You're changed.
    Where do you come up with this shit?! That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard.

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    Knock it off man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    Where do you come up with this shit?! That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard.
    Mallrats dogg, get wit it Zafo know'z.
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    G O - F U C K - Y E R - H A N D ! !

    If you have to ask............. you aint gettin any!

    r o o k i e

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    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    Somewhere some alien race is using this thread to teach their students about life on earth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatmeat69 View Post
    Mallrats dogg, get wit it Zafo know'z.
    So then..... You haven't seen that movie recently... Brodie answers jackhammer with what I said.

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    Haha ods wins.

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    well played, ods.

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    Haha totally and I don't know how I could forget that. I'm gonna go crawl into a corner.
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    I knew that's what he said toooo. It was a mistake an honest mistake. I'm sorry. Ya people make mistakes, but I usually do not.
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    It doesn't matter if they're easy or not, just don't let them say no.
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    Fuck "themule"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    So then..... You haven't seen that movie recently... Brodie answers jackhammer with what I said.
    There are some things you just don't ask.

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    Baby zaf
    Superfan will be in front of the Fonda masturbating furiously to a photo of him taking a photo of a band. Set is from 8:05 to approximately 8:05:15. Guest list only.

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    nutchella
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    1st night only. After that it's going to be salty and smelly.
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    I feel this video is appropriate for this thread


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    I'll definitely be making sex this year. We're talking boob touching, shirt off hugs, eeeerrrry-thing.

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    Just wash your hands off after. I don't want to be high fiving your stink palm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Somewhere some alien race is using this thread to teach their students about life on earth.
    Fuck Tom! Your making it harder and harder to choose what sig I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Just wash your hands off after. I don't want to be high fiving your stink palm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syrrus101 View Post
    Fuck Tom! Your making it harder and harder to choose what sig I want.
    I'll DENNIS the shit out of your girl if you turn your back.

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    Default Re: Getting laid at Coachella?

    If you do meet someone at coachella and get laid. I would set up an appointment with a doctor for a STD check.

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    Coachella should just add an std and drug screening tent so we can all be safe.

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    Saran wrap is a decent improvised dental dam if you need one in a pinch. You best not be barebackin it with some strange out there.
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    holy shit dude
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