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    It's confirmed, Larry Berkhead is the father of Anna Nicole's Baby. Who cares...why is this on the news?
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    Who and who?
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    why is this on the message board?

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    The 1987 Denver Broncos.

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    I'm Spartacus
    We're not becoming friends

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    You will see so many variations of this in the next week.

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    On behalf of Mr. Nipples


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    Im just happy Caco wasnt da babies daddy.

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    this should be relabelled the "dumb white trash" thread to correspond with the 'nappy headed hoes' thread.

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    That was amazing Justin.

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    This guy is much better:

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    Finally the media can get back to the real news. I was getting tired of all that Don Imus, Alberto Gonzales, Iranian nuclear program, war financing, etc. claptrap. Let's stayed focussed here people!

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    that's the face of a newly very rich man.

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    Awesome! Couldn't be happier that it's not Howard K Stern.
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    Finally the media can get back to the real news. I was getting tired of all that Don Imus, Alberto Gonzales, Iranian nuclear program, war financing, etc. claptrap. Let's stayed focussed here people!
    Don Imus isn't real news.
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Im just happy Caco wasnt da babies daddy.
    i am not the nappy headed hoe of the board ok.

    also you guys should be happy you werent in south florida during all this. You think its all you hear about where you live...try having to drive past the death place of Anna Nicole Smith every day. One the radio if there is an accident on the turnpike in front of the Hard Rock the traffic guy always has to throw in a dumb joke about how Smith is making sure everyone suffers like her
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    "Listen to me and listen good. I don't give a shit what happened to you. You hear me? Now get yourself together, get back out there and git me my money!"

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    I thought she died in the bahamas

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    Quote Originally Posted by fober View Post
    This guy is much better:

    Dang, she got served

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    I posted like 5 of these Maury vids a long time ago. God bless you tube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I thought she died in the bahamas
    see what happens when you think tom.

    DONT THINK

    but no she didnt die in the bahamas, she died at the hard rock casino which is owned by the seminole indians. they had to find her about 30 minutes before i go to meet a friend there for lunch....just ruined my day
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    howard k in a botched mid summer kidnapping for the win. followed by either a freeway car chase or rehab or both. fox reports, you decide.

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