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    Default You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Tent? Sun Screen? Cell Phone? Condoms?

    Assume you have pants/shorts on [women have a top on (or not)] and access to water & food

    I'd bring:
    1) Shoes... I get frisky
    2) A plastic flask (donations anyone?)
    3) Cell phone. Flame me on my own thread if you must - for pictures, exchanging info, etc... it's a must for me

    do your worst

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Do people actually plan and pack ahead of time for getting stranded?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Do people actually plan and pack ahead of time for getting stranded?
    "you are left stranded to survive" ... like Man vs. Wild style

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kindoy View Post
    "you are left stranded to survive" ... like Man vs. Wild style
    Okay, a duffel bag of weed, a truckload of water, and a smile.
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 04-04-2013 at 01:27 AM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    CHECK GRATE
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    canoe, umbrella, walk man

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    print out of set times.

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    1. Lube.
    2. Female condom.
    3. Penis.

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    Vibrator, extra batteries, extra vibrator in case I burn the motor in the first one.

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Bottle for filling with water at the stations
    Sunscreen
    A bandana
    Just Say No to eurotrash nonsense. Rock n' roll will set you free.

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    Default Re: You are left stranded to survive on Coachisland... what 3 things do you bring?

    Bears
    Beets
    Battlestar Galactica

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