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    I just took a shit that wasn't entirely solid and it kinda smelled like the grape juice I had last night and this morning tasted. It merely struck me as slightly odd when I was drinking it. In fact I kinda liked it.

    I'm gonna go dump that juice out now.
    Last edited by mountmccabe; 12-04-2006 at 05:40 PM. Reason: Clarity and more information you don't really need
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    I think this could become my favorite thread ever.

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    ragingdave bait.

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    That's remarkable John.

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    Oh boy. This thread could get dangerous.


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    When you said TMI, you really meant TMI.

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    Unlike you, who says things that are TMI but really aren't. Huh?

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    Someone has taken John's username. No other explanation makes sense here.
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    If anyone raped or molested my wife or child i'd off them myself so I guess it doesn't matter. If you don't feel those type of emotions in that situation then that is you and in my opinion makes you a twisted person from a twisted state (UTAH) if that is where your from!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Unlike you, who says things that are TMI but really aren't. Huh?

    Whateva. I don't talk about poop consistency. That is where I ABSOLUTELY draw the line.

    I think.
    Last edited by amyzzz; 12-21-2006 at 09:59 PM. Reason: changed shit to poop--weirded Dani out

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    take this to the old board
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    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    take this to the old board
    Is this considered a "hater" thread? I'm not sure what you mean exactly. SRSLY.

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    Haha, I do that all the time. And people ream me for it (see: jack, yablo, et al)

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    Unlike you, who says things that are TMI but really aren't. Huh?

    Whateva. I don't talk about shit consistency. That is where I ABSOLUTELY draw the line.
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    So no foul language? Is Erik going to turn that off?

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    nevermind. ( i read it wrong, my bad)
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    I don't want this thread to die.
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    TMI

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    I was fine with it dying.
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    My friends from WSU visited the other night and one of them threw up all over the living room carpet. I was drunk and trying to clean it up with paper towels, and it looked pretty solid at first, but then the chunks proved to be more mushy than I thought, so every time I tried to kinda get under them, I actually just squeezed them and made them gush out to either side. While I was doing this the paper towel was quickly becoming saturated, and the smell of regurgitated pirogies and Busch Light was overpowering me. I tried once more to squeeze under the greasy chunks and salvage the situation, but the paper towel ruptured right after I managed to enclose the puke in a paper towel, and it spilled all over my hands. I vomited all over myself, changed out of my clothes and ignored it until morning, passing out in my room. My friends left before I got up and I forgot about the puke, and walked out into the living room in my bare feet. I stepped in the puke. It sucked.
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    that is so gross.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    i have a mole on my penis.
    lollipops and crisps

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    Once at the local arby's, i had to take a righteous shit all of a sudden.this was in san francisco so the motherfucker was packed with people. so i mosey to the bathroom and open the door and it turns out all the shitters are taken and that there is a line with 9-10 guys! so i decide to wait and i start feeling these sharp jabbing pains in my stomach, the kind you feel right after you get punched in the gut. now it should be noted that the previous night i ate dominos pizza and took acid and that combination just doesnt mix, the result is bubbleguts that just cannot be described with mere words. I feel my stomach start to bubble up and fill with air and poo. I start to worry since the line really hasnt moved. I try to think about something else when i realize that i need to fart, and at this very moment is when i realized that my turds...werent really turds at all. My butt was filled with Acid/pizza fueled shit water that needed to be released post haste. By the time i realize this, im the 4th guy in line and i really dont think i could take it much longer. All of a sudden the bathroom door opens and a guy in a wheelchair rolls himself in. There was no way in hell this crippled bastard was going to tard' his way to the front of the line...not while i have 2 gallons of buttmud in me. Im now the 2nd guy in line, then the 1st. My asshole is on the verge of giving way, my body has given up the battle with my bowels. FINALLY, the disabled designated stall opens up and a skinny kid walks out from what looked like the most soothing shit he had ever taken, or at least it looked like it to me...I NEEDED TO SHIT AFTER ALL. as soon as that door opened, my bowels started to give up,knowing that relief was soon at hand. I hopped into the stall and locked the door, racing with my bowels to get my pants off in time. I have completely lost controll of my stomach muscles and i could feel a wave of shit head down my rectal cannal straight for my asshole and i didnt even get my belt undone. I click the buckle and my jeans head for the floor. Just as soon as i put my hands on the ring of my boxers, a warm wave of feces shoots out of my ass and paints the tiled floor with a yellowish/military green paste. The smell quickly fills my nose and this instantly fuels another torrent of shitwater from my asshole. my pants are now saturated in shit as well as my shoes. I cannot stop...i just let it roll knowing that i am literally in deep shit. I finally manage to actually sit down on the toilet and finish the job right. I reach inside my shit saturated pants and get my cell phone and call for my mother to pull up the van near the back. I take my wallet out of ,my pants and get up and wipe my ass and legs of the fecal evidence that has stained not only my soul...but my pride. i slip on my shoes which have miraculously survived this battle and pull my shirt over my privates. I open the door expecting to scatter out of their as fast as i could but as soon as i did so, that fat crippled bastard was sitting right there in all his broken glory.
    "took a helluva shit didnt ya boy?"
    I say nothing and manuever out of his way as every eye in that bathroom turns looking at me as if i just sucked some guy off in the stall...let me remind you that i was completely devoid of pants. As i walked out, i caught a final glimpse of that invalid wheeling his fat ass into that stall and couldnt help but crack the fuck up after watching the wheels on his wheelchair park square in the middle of my shit puddle i left on the floor.

    ...you can kill this thread now
    Last edited by Mr.Nipples; 02-21-2007 at 12:11 AM.

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    haha is that a true story? Intense.

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    no...its fiction...pure gonzo journalism

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    you're an idiot for saying that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by codytwo View Post
    you're an idiot for saying that.
    youre an idiot for saying that.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    I once went to the bathroom too.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    It was really funny.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    liar!
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    youre an idiot for saying that.

    youre an idiot for saying that.

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