FAKE AND FVERY FUNNY COACHELLA POSTER

[C DUB YA]

(this is making the rounds) I include it on my blog link in case the http is broken. Pretty funny, TOTO! HANSON! AKON!

www.myspace.com/carywhitt

(first blog entry)



You can also see it on Pitchfork, if you can bare with the other snide remarks.

[JelloPuddingChat]

I'm not so sure the spin doctors could headline

[Tylerdurden31]

I dont find Filter on there to be funny

[ficklecycle]

Oh snaps, Kid N' Play?!?

[a_fool_from_edinburgh]

LOL at Celine Dion and Paris Hilton, and Hanson for that matter and Avril and most of them.
I am a bit of a Proclaimers fan though... think its cos I stay close to Leith

[ficklecycle]

Michael Bolton?!

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH YOU!?

[bartelby]

hootie should be headlining day 2...

[suprefan]

Where is Creed?

[I_am_138]

That is pretty damn funny! LOL!
I think some little pop addict with his hipster girlfriend came up with this lineup.

[M Sparks]

Yeah, it's funny, but there are a few things that aren't absurd enough. If there had been a Coachella '90, Jesus Jones would have been there. (In fact, I saw them at a festival that year...they were the pre-headliner one night and they hadn't even hit in the US yet.) I think Midnight Oil could pull a crowd even today. Seal, too.

And The Three Tenors "in the tent" would be bad-ass.

For some reason, the funniest one to me is Roxette. I don't even remember their song, but I can picture the cover. I used to manage a chain record store, and we had a crapload of them used that we could never get rid of.

[lust-e]

Sunday looks great...Marky Mark, Manson, and Jesus Jones.

[Boourns]

Laura Branigan?? YES! How much money did Goldenvoice spend to get her to come back to life?

I sure hope Snow and Marky Mark don't conflict.

[luckyface]

I'd see some of the artists on the list.

[adctvprsnlty]

That should read "Academy Award Nominee Marky Mark" & the Funky Bunch.

[shotglass75]

I like Lit ya bastards!!!!

[sliiiiip]

That show kicks ass!!! When is it happening?

[maddjester]

you know.... there are some acts on there i would really see....
but is it possible we could drop paula abdul and just watch scat cat...???

[darthlaker]

they forgot shakira, tierra, el chicano, and war ..bitch !!!

[ttboy80]

I hope they add Boyz II men

[sddoctor]

Now, to complete the evolution of posting line-ups...someone has to complain about why 'their favorite bands' weren't on the bill....and why "so and so" wasn't asked to reunite.

[C DUB YA]

I'm pissed that Mike and the Mechanics aren't showing up.

Also, how could Goldenvoice tease us with the password breakingstride, and not give us Matthew Wilder?!?

[C DUB YA]

FYI - I have seen that douche from Crazytown at Coachella a few times now - um he was on the stage for the Chili Peppers last time, so I guess we'll be graced with his matching star tatoos again.

[tessalasset]

hanson should not be that far down, dammit.

and i feel like someone on this board actually likes crazytown...but i cant put my finger on it....

hmmmm.....

who was that....

[neverclever]

WHERE IS TACO!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!

Oh man... Taco.

[McFearless]

Eh, most of those bands are already a joke. It would have been funny if you hade put some more recent acts on there. Like Stone Sour and Hinder and uhh, some other ones.

I actually think the Fray is pretty decent. Robbie Williams? Hes pretty legit in my book. As is en vogue. Yeah, its pop but def not bad.

[woogie846]

Where the hell is The Click Five??

[brenda]

maroon 5 isnt bad
but the rest
thats not even funny..?!
id cry

[KenMixtape]

Every year I ask for Huey Lewis and it never happens, f_ck that, not worth it

[disgustipated]

Finally GV heard my plead for Snow!


Informer.... alicky boom boom now!

[woogie846]

maroon 5 isnt bad
but the rest
thats not even funny..?!
id cry

Yes they are.