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    I have a jpouch, meaning I don't have a colon
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    sounds kinky.
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    he'll have plenty of places to empty that. in the sahara, for instance.
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    and I thought taking a dump in the porto potties WITH a colon was complicated, I can't even imagine the logistics that guys gonna have to deal with.
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    Hello! This might be a stupid question but I'm having a hard time understandig the set times. I dont know how To read it. I know its stats at 11am, but then schedule says 12, and then 11 again en then counting down To 1 and up again.. I'm really confused
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    When Coachella introduced the Dozenal System, it was revolutionary.

    The duodecimal tables are easy to master, easier than the decimal ones; and in elementary teaching they would be so much more interesting, since young children would find more fascinating things to do with twelve rods or blocks than with ten. Anyone having these tables at command will do these calculations more than one-and-a-half times as fast in the duodecimal scale as in the decimal. This is my experience; I am certain that even more so it would be the experience of others.

    Critics of the dozenal system say that it would undermine the benefits of finger counting. But as dozenalists are happy to point out, each finger consists of three parts. So, starting with the index finger, and using the thumb as a pointer, we can immediately denote the first three digits (working our way from bottom to the top of the finger). Then, the middle finger can denote 4, 5, 6, the middle finger, 7, 8, 9, and so on. Using this system, our two hands gives us a total of 24 numbers to work with. Some finger-counters work their way from left to right, designating the tips of their fingers 1, 2, 3, 4. Even better, we can use our second hand to display the number of completed base 12's. Consequently, we can use our fingers to go up to 144 (12 x 12). For example, if you take the thumb of your left hand and place it on the middle joint of your middle finger (which is the 5th base 12, equalling 60 decimal), and you do the same on your right hand (which signifies the 5th increment), we get the number 65 decimal.
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    Good, I'm not the only one who can't tell time. It took me forever to figure this out.

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    You have to be a special kind of stupid to not understand the times on the schedule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    You have to be a special kind of stupid to not understand the times on the schedule.
    They could have put PM....

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    They could have put PM....
    You could be less stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You could be less stupid.
    I figured it out eventually. So that means I'm not stupid. Also, I'm not the only one who was having a hard time reading the set times. It was confusing.

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    Its really not that hard. Start from the bottome and work your way up. You think the event stats at 11 pm?? KWIS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I figured it out eventually. So that means I'm not stupid. Also, I'm not the only one who was having a hard time reading the set times. It was confusing.
    True story: in 2011, at 11:45 in the morning, this girl was just sobbing, SOBBING next to the lockers. I asked her what was wrong and she started screaming about how she was lost and couldn't find Tiesto and she only came up from Mexico City to see Tiesto. I told her he'd be on that night and showed her in the set times booklet how it worked. And then she screamed at me that I was wrong and kept sobbing about Tiesto.

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    I can only imagine how frustrated you are, PF. I'm sending you a virtual hug and hope you remember it's all for the greater good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    True story: in 2011, at 11:45 in the morning, this girl was just sobbing, SOBBING next to the lockers. I asked her what was wrong and she started screaming about how she was lost and couldn't find Tiesto and she only came up from Mexico City to see Tiesto. I told her he'd be on that night and showed her in the set times booklet how it worked. And then she screamed at me that I was wrong and kept sobbing about Tiesto.
    I'm crying now too.

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    All I need to know is that Muse is at 11:30

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    Are these people serious? Oh, PF I feel for you this time of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    All I need to know is that Muse is at 11:30
    AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    AM.
    They are at 11:30 PM And what does PF mean?

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    I'm crying now too.

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    Oh poor girl. Must take you forever to figure everything out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    All I need to know is that Muse is at 11:30
    You can bring a sack lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M0D3Z View Post
    Oh poor girl. Must take you forever to figure everything out.
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    this is the reason why humanity is doomed. barf
    you are soooooooo good lookin

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    True story: in 2011, at 11:45 in the morning, this girl was just sobbing, SOBBING next to the lockers. I asked her what was wrong and she started screaming about how she was lost and couldn't find Tiesto and she only came up from Mexico City to see Tiesto. I told her he'd be on that night and showed her in the set times booklet how it worked. And then she screamed at me that I was wrong and kept sobbing about Tiesto.
    There should be a short quiz that you have to pass before you can buy Coachella tickets. Nothing really hard, just difficult enough to keep people like this out. How do these people even manage to drive themselves there without crashing into a building? My neice who's in first grade can tell time, for fuck's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.

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    I don't think my eyes could have rolled farther back into my head.
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    Take it all in.. Don't be jealous.

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    Prove your sexiness. Pics or it didn't happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Prove your sexiness. Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Witness this sexiness sculpted by the Gods.

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