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    The black box wine isn't bad.

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    bad memories of a game of slap the bag *shudders*

    still...any box wine recommendations?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D View Post
    bad memories of a game of slap the bag *shudders*

    still...any box wine recommendations?
    Black Box Cabernet
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    Boxed wine. Doing this. Then when I'm up in Napa the following weekend I can bask in the glory and praise I get for my boxed wine capers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D View Post
    bad memories of a game of slap the bag *shudders*

    still...any box wine recommendations?
    ...game? That's just how you drink it, son. Slap and chug.

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    Ha! You ain't roughin it in the woods until your slappin Gueditas bag wine!
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    We usually keep a box of wine around the house for those times when we'd like a simple glass with dinner but don't want to open a whole bottle. And yes, they've come a long way from the Gallo days.
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    Will our tents and items be okay when we are at the festival?
    its same logic as going to the beach and leaving your stuff on the towel while you go body surf
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    No, it's not. There are tents & desert.

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    Holy shit Gunz you're a goddamn idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Holy shit Gunz you're a goddamn idiot.
    she's a columbia u alum. the only thing you ever graduated from was your mother's birthing canal. i'm sure that was enough of an effort with that crown of yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Holy shit Gunz you're a goddamn idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    ...game? That's just how you drink it, son. Slap and chug.
    Fuck yeah! You gotta slap that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    ...game? That's just how you drink it, son. Slap and chug.
    the game involved a lot of spinning around while ingesting obscene amounts. i think it was the spinning that made it a game. it was in north carolina, so, make of it what you will.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Well, that was a waste of a minute.
    Best comment ever:

    This series and artist has potential....but I do not like the deformed and overly huge cock of the larger creature. I need realism with my fantasy or it isn't erotic. That huge, strange-shaped cock would not fit in the other animals' assholes without doing damage...which is not erotic at all. Plus, I cannot SEE most of the penetration in your anime....nor can I see a cock in a mouth, etc. Why is that?
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    Dear Coachella,
    haha I cannot find the list of food I can bring into the campsite. Don't want to spend a lot of money on food that will be thrown away by security. If you can please show me list of do's and dont's of bringing in food that would be amazing.
    we cant possibly list every single item that a human can eat on an "ok" or "not ok" list.

    no glass containers. does that help? no pot brownies? im not sure what else i can say is not allowed off the top of my head. i mean, please dont bring in an entire pig body to grill on your propane grill. that is just personal preference.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Best comment ever:

    This series and artist has potential....but I do not like the deformed and overly huge cock of the larger creature. I need realism with my fantasy or it isn't erotic. That huge, strange-shaped cock would not fit in the other animals' assholes without doing damage...which is not erotic at all. Plus, I cannot SEE most of the penetration in your anime....nor can I see a cock in a mouth, etc. Why is that?
    REALISM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    we cant possibly list every single item that a human can eat on an "ok" or "not ok" list.

    no glass containers. does that help? no pot brownies? im not sure what else i can say is not allowed off the top of my head. i mean, please dont bring in an entire pig body to grill on your propane grill. that is just personal preference.
    One time going into camp search the car in front of us had like an insane amount of hot dog buns, only like 4 dudes in the truck, the security dude tried to throw them out saying that they were attempting to bring in large amounts of food to prepare and sell, I.E. acting as an unapproved food vendor. They protested and said they fully intended and were fully able of eating that many hotdogs themselves. The gaurd finally relented and let them through.

    This is the same gaurd that asked me if I intended to "huff drugs" out a pink bandana I had in my purse. I only intended to wipe sweat. I was allowed to pass.

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    To whom it may concern,

    .... I saw the General Admissions for weekend one was sold out. I was just wondering if the General admissions for weekend one will have more tickets tomorrow available at 10 am.
    Nope

    Wait, so there are no weekend 1 ga tickets tomorrow at 10 am??
    nope
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    Brilliant!

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    Oh how I missed this thread!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....

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    Last year we were able to bring in food and drinks and tents in car camping-has this changed for 2014?!
    not that im aware of. that is what campers usually bring.
    did you check here? http://www.coachella.com/visiting-th...-site-camping/
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    Is open flaming allowed in the campgrounds?
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    Dani has anyone ever asked why GPS is excluded from that rule. I mean that statement does seem a bit unfair on the surface.
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    I love this thread.
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    Dead from this thread.

    Nice work, PF.
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    Easily my most favorite thread ever.
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    In Soviet Union, funny emails get you!
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    Hnnbtbh

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