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    dude came at 8:18
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    haha what the fuck Courtney

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    Last year my group of friends and myself were able to bring in a foam pool noodle to use as a "totem" in order to make it easier to find each other and met no resistance upon entering from the campsites except for one instance when the security person was worried that it would be used as a "weapon". We were able to convince him that it was merely a location tool and he let us bring it in.
    Just to get some clarification-- do you predict that this item will be allowed again this year?
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    its up to random security dude. there is a "no weapons rule". if he is scared of your noodle you may not get in with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    if he is scared of your noodle you may not get in with it.
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    hahaha
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    And also, hey, that's a good idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Yeah, seriously. NSFW tag would be appropriate.


    How is that post NOT completely obviously NSFW?
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    They're both NSFW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
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    its up to random security dude. there is a "no weapons rule". if he is scared of your noodle you may not get in with it.
    There should be a "no swim noodle" rule. After finding a nice spot to watch Noel Gallagher last year, a member of this group moved up in front of me and proceeded to spend the set waiving the swim noodle around.

    I always assumed that the rule against flags had something to do with the fact that if you are behind them, they are a distraction and can obstruct your view of the stage. If this is indeed the case, I think that swim noodles should be treated the same as flags and not be allowed in.


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    Can't they just outlaw idiots instead?

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    I'd want a noodle for my campsite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I'd want a noodle for my campsite.
    You need a wet noodle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Can't they just outlaw idiots instead?
    I wish there was some sort of official legislation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Well, that was a waste of a minute.
    That really was a waste of time.

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    I love how Courtney's trying to pretend like she JUST found out about this stuff.

    The first time I fucked her, she had goat leggings on.

    The second time, a nanny goat beard as well.
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    Are those leggings for a goat, by a goat, or made of goat? Or all three, like some sort of auto-utilitarian caprine FUBU?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post


    How is that post NOT completely obviously NSFW?
    In what world is "that was a waste of time" code for "click here and look at all the porn"?

    Not that hard to type NSFW if you're going to post that shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Are those leggings for a goat, by a goat, or made of goat? Or all three, like some sort of auto-utilitarian caprine FUBU?

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    My question remains unanswered. And, more importantly: who's threading these needles so the goats may sew as they please?

    Jen, if a conversation is going on surrounding costumed escapades in human sexuality and you choose to click a link without hovering to see what's behind it, you're as culpable for what you find as the person who placed it there. Use your common sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post


    How is that post NOT completely obviously NSFW?
    Hahaha I didn't think anyone would actually look it up. I knew this guy "Potty time" on a forum where he'd post screenshots of him trolling the fuck out of these people. Finding their orgies and shooting his poop-gun into their lovefest.


    Yes, I said poop-gun.
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    Come on. "Gay furry orgies," people. Don't click on that. Obv.
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    Whatever
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    My friend and I have 2 festival tickets and 1 car camping pass. We'll be riding 2 motorcycles -- do we need any additional passes?
    We will be entering and exiting together and, even as two, take up less space than one car.
    each car camping spot requires a car. (as described and shown on the website). You guys need a Car.
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    Wow.

    Moar please
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    PF, can you send these two an application for organ procurement. We've been a little short on livers and hearts lately. i mean since they're not really making good use of the ones they have and all.
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    I just wanted to know if liquor is allowed in the Coachella campgrounds. It doesn't clearly state whether it is or not. I know glass is not allowed but I just wanted to know if I took in a PLASTIC bottle of rum in, would it be confiscated?
    I think it's pretty clearly stated.

    From the onsite camping page:

    Can we bring alcohol?

    Reasonable amount of beer (limited to 1 case of beer per person) (NO KEGS, NO GLASS, NO LIQUOR), for personal consumption only (NO VENDING), by folks who are of legal age (21), will be permitted to be brought onto the camping areas (not concert area). If, however, in the security's judgment it appears that the amount of alcohol is excessive for the number of persons in the vehicle, or if anyone in the vehicle is under 21 years of age, the organizers reserve the right to deny entry of the vehicle and/or confiscate the alcohol. Kegs may not be brought onto the property. Please keep these things in mind and be sensible about how much you plan to bring in. Beer will be available for purchase on the concert field. Yes, boxed wine is ok to bring, too.
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    Well in her defense, she was referring to liquor with a lower case, and the FAQ uses an upper case L, so i mean really, for clarity here, ya know...



    I got nothing.
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    Boxed wine, truly the best way to keep it classy at Coachella.

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    boxed wine has come a long way in recent months
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    every box of wine should be a bag of wine.
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