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    Dani will be hitting the margaritas early.

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    Hi, am I required to have a shuttle pass in order to ride the shuttles?
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    of course, purchasing shuttle passes is totally optional.
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    12:40am!? PF, you busy bee, you….
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    To whom it may concern. For next years show I think if you bring out a hologram of Bob Marley and announce it on the line up that would sky rocket the sells of the tickets and more people would come out to watch the show. Just a thought
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    So many sells.
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    Hi I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer and have to be with my hawk during the day. Would I be able to keep my hawk at the campgrounds. She just sits on a perch under my umbrella for the most part.
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    Amazing.

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    Stop wasting Dani's time, Hannah.
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    Umm...OK.

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    Thank you for this thread.

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    I'm from Puerto Rico, where the legal drinking age is 18. Will California's drinking age (21) still be enforced or will there be exceptions for those like me that have different laws in their countries?
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    wait, we didn't get a clear answer on bringing in birds of prey?
    edge of my seat here.
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    I think the hawk question should be put in the FAQ's next year ...
    Just to clear things up !

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    Quote Originally Posted by stellarpoet22 View Post
    I think the hawk question should be put in the FAQ's next year ...
    Just to clear things up !
    Haha! That would be hilarious. Or a new section: AAQ: Actually Asked Questions.
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    Has anyone asked yet why you scheduled the festival during a dust storm?

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    Fn Falcon - retard come on

    sure you can drink....with the Falcon lady
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    Wait, you aren't willing to change the federal drinking age? WTF is up with that?

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    Sometimes I think Dani must make this shit up, but then I saw a lot of dumb people doing stupid things this weekend, so I know without a doubt these are real emails.

    Also, that falconer shit a) is pretty fucking funny, and b) made me think of this:

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    The level of sheer laziness and pure speculation and confusion about very easily found and well-known things that this board has gotten to is truly confounding.

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    [QUOTE=tyles;2901618]Sometimes I think Dani must make this shit up, but then I saw a lot of dumb people doing stupid things this weekend, so I know without a doubt these are real emails.

    This! I'm still baffled at some of the things I saw or over heard! Some of these people vote!

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    Dani's posts in this thread are even funnier coupled with her avatar .gif.
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    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

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    This! I'm still baffled at some of the things I saw or over heard! Some of these people vote!
    Vote? Some of these people are reproducing and rearing children. That's what should really scare you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn163 View Post

    Vote? Some of these people are reproducing and rearing children. That's what should really scare you.
    I don't know how that quote got atributed to me, but yes, it IS scary. The next generation has no chance.
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    Theme night listing:

    Thursday Night: Woo, my parents let me out of the house!
    Friday Night: Woo, my parents let me out of the house!
    Saturday Night: Woo, my parents let me out of the house!
    Sunday Night: Boo, I have to go back to my parent's house!
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    The level of sheer laziness and pure speculation and confusion about very easily found and well-known things that this board has gotten to is truly confounding.

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    Board magic? User error? Crack in the matrix? Proof that something is out there? I believe!!!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHotSgtPeppers View Post
    Dani's posts in this thread are even funnier coupled with her avatar .gif.
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    I'd like to report a message board user who has an avatar that I find extremely violent and offputting and a dangerous influence on younger participants. Ban please?
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    So what if you’re turning 18 that year but you’re not 18 when Coachella comes around does that still count as being “18”?
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    see my avatar.
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Haha! The entire festival was full of dumb last weekend. These emails no longer surprise me.

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    Am I allowed to bring a taser/pepper spray into the fest? Just curious..couldn't find anything on the site about it! I will be going weekend 2! -Thank you!
    sorry no weapons


    again.. see avatar people. these are real emails i get. i cant even pretend to make this stuff up.
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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