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    Just when I thought it couldn't get any sadder........

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    Bow down low to your most high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    Just when I thought it couldn't get any sadder........
    you showed up, and it did
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I picked that weekend. What's wrong with weekend 2?
    Absolutely nothing, fabulous choice, thank you for going that weekend instead of weekend 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    No wonder they gave me an artist pass for weekend 2.
    Pics or it didn't happen.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Touche stinkface.

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    Did someone say lemon party ?

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    WAIT. It makes sense. No wonder they gave me an artist pass for weekend 2. I'm a loser
    Finally… She's getting it.
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    i need clarifacation......is there a girl on this board boasting her so called sony "contracts" and "artist passes"?

    and on top of that, this person is not even playing the fest? and also, i have a knack for knowing when music is gonna suck based off of the initial vid picture. that song, bow down low, is gonna be bad...so so bad

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    nvm, just listened.

    nothing like over-produced watered down pop to quech the thirst.

    THANKS EMBER!!!! I'm A FAN4LYFE!!!!!!!!

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    I'm not trying to boast. I'm only stating that because someone is trying to insult me. Well, yes that song isn't very professional I did it myself. It's very old. I know that. But because I worked hard and was brave enough to do something like that a major label took interest in me. SOME people actually did like it. Several thousand people downloaded it. Also, when you're with a company you get any kind of pass you want. That is very true I'm not going as a wanna-be celebrity. I'm not famous. I'm only going to see Muse. xoxoxox
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    ooooOOOOooooOOoo

    Dance for me babe
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    They check your age at a rave? That means its not a rave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I'm not trying to boast. I'm only stating that because someone is trying to insult me. Well, yes that song isn't very professional I did it myself. It's very old. I know that. But because I worked hard and was brave enough to do something like that a major label took interest in me. SOME people actually did like it. Several thousand people downloaded it. Also, when you're with a company you get any kind of pass you want. That is very true I'm not going as a wanna-be celebrity. I'm not famous. I'm only going to see Muse. xoxoxox
    wow, this calm collected response makes me a bit sorry. not too much though. congrats on gaining a name for yourself to some folks, maybe pop just doesnt seem like the most lucrative or fulfilling choices of music to perform to myself. but, to each their own

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    you do realize all that "im hot im sexii" shit can be easily considered boasting though. fat chicks are especially offended, id lay low if i were you

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    Quote Originally Posted by dillycup View Post
    wow, this calm collected response makes me a bit sorry. not too much though. congrats on gaining a name for yourself to some folks, maybe pop just doesnt seem like the most lucrative or fulfilling choices of music to perform to myself. but, to each their own
    I am hot and sexy. That is a known fact. I did not come on here as my persona I came on here a coacheller-goer and troller like the rest of you. I don't know how or why my persona was even brought up into this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I am hot and sexy. That is a known fact.

    you are just the worst person. have a hot and sexy chella gurl

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    ITT: subjective opinions = known facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I am hot and sexy. That is a known fact. I did not come on here as my persona I came on here a coacheller-goer and troller like the rest of you. I don't know how or why my persona was even brought up into this.
    I dunno, could it be that you identified yourself as your "persona" in your screen name and then attached your non-persona Facebook profile to your home page? The fact is both of you are equally intolerable.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Ember, who else are you excited about besides Muse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dillycup View Post
    wow, this calm collected response makes me a bit sorry. not too much though. congrats on gaining a name for yourself to some folks, maybe pop just doesnt seem like the most lucrative or fulfilling choices of music to perform to myself. but, to each their own
    Pop, as in popular music, doesn't seem like a lucrative music market? What the fuck are you talking about? It's the only lucrative music market left.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Pop, as in popular music, doesn't seem like a lucrative music market? What the fuck are you talking about? It's the only lucrative music market left.
    Pop as a style of music. Not so much spotify top 40.


    I see your point. But it's for the sake of being difficult.

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    take the ember convo out of my funny emails thread plz. im going to go delete those posts. go have her start her own AMA thread in misc. babble. for eff sakes.

    I accidentally put my friends on and he put mine on. We will be with each other at all times. Is this ok? Please help!
    sounds kinky. and fine.
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    take the ember convo out of my funny emails thread plz. im going to go delete those posts. go have her start her own AMA thread in misc. babble. for eff sakes.

    seconded

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    Quote Originally Posted by omerta View Post
    Has no one tightened his wristband around his ankle yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    If they have then they are gonna have to stick their leg out the window to get within a mile radius of the festival
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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.
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    Take it all in.. Don't be jealous.
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    Well from that I got a Sony and Def Jam contract. Also, VIP and Artist passes to Coachella. You guys have fun with your GA passes.

    Why has this whole board become about me? …Although, I'm not surprised.
    Take it all in...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I am supposed to activate my bandwrist but my passeword does not seem to work, and the submission button for ŕ new passeword does not seem to work either.
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    is there any opportunities for wardrobe stylists
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Dani~ If you receive any that really make you step back and go," WTF,???" Feel free to forward them to me and I'll try to translate them for you...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I'm going to be sending a very funny email about this camping at Dennys shit.

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    Wardrobe stylists? Where's mine?!
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