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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    No one is laughing. Do something stupid again and entertain us.
    Mary, don't listen to GirlInTucson. You do your thang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    grammer.
    ffs Steve, i said ladies. You ruined it...

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    that's spelling, not grammar, dummy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Mary, don't listen to GirlInTucson. You do your thang.
    Yes master.

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    I just want to bake a cake made from rainbows and smoke sweet feelings from the crown of a unicorn<3

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    All sorts of sad.

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    Hi
    I am 15 can I bring mi E-cig to Coachella
    Thanks
    Urgh, I wish there was a 18+ rule to get in, or 21+ so that we can drink in the whole venue. Wait... scratch that, there are a lot of 18-20 yo hotties that make my day so I'll live with that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ialvarado2 View Post
    Urgh, I wish there was a 18+ rule to get in, or 21+ so that we can drink in the whole venue. Wait... scratch that, there are a lot of 18-20 yo hotties that make my day so I'll live with that.
    AKA me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P
    This gives me so much joy. Thanks for the sig, gurl.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    AKA me.
    Shut. The fuck. Up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    This gives me so much joy. Thanks for the sig, gurl.
    HAHAHAHA!!

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    I'M YOUR QUEEN. BOW DOWN LOW.

    Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
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    Why is her song to the tune of KE$HA?
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    …although, I'm not surprised.
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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    Gay is the answer to everything.

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    Wow EmberVega, I couldnt tell you had down syndrome from the sassy picture, but the song sure gives it away! Its nice to see someone with your genetic condition throwing off the societal norms and just going for it.

    You should be opening for skrillex, only way hed actually sound good. Corky from the Life Goes On would be a good choice for back up singer, hes got some real talent.


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    Well from that I got a Sony and Def Jam contract. Also, VIP and Artist passes to Coachella. You guys have fun with your GA passes.

    Why has this whole board become about me? …Although, I'm not surprised.

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    Nice first post, dantwon.


    NOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Of course they gave you a contract, the special ed market is severely underserved and there is a whole mess of money to be made. Congrats.

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    Wait, why the fuck would they only give you weekend 2 passes? Sony and Def Jam must not love you that much.
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    Well from that I got a Sony and Def Jam contract. Also, VIP and Artist passes to Coachella. You guys have fun with your GA passes.

    Why has this whole board become about me? …Although, I'm not surprised.
    Why would you need both?
    And I'm with stinkbutt - weekend 2 vendor passes are for the wannabe talent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Wait, why the fuck would they only give you weekend 2 passes? Sony and Def Jam must not love you that much.
    I picked that weekend. What's wrong with weekend 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Nice first post, dantwon.


    NOT!
    Sweet NOT! joke Captain Ron.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I picked that weekend. What's wrong with weekend 2?
    Oh damn, gurl. You goofed.
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Oh damn, gurl. You goofed.
    WAIT. It makes sense. No wonder they gave me an artist pass for weekend 2. I'm a loser

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    This has all been one big snowball of who gives a fuck information. Congrats

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    Quote Originally Posted by omerta View Post
    I'M YOUR QUEEN. BOW DOWN LOW.


    this is so horrible. yet so much win.

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    Im glad the arbiter of coachella forum jokes was able to take time out of his busy day. what would I have done without your insight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dantwon View Post
    How did you get a pic of me from last Coachella?
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Just when I thought it couldn't get any sadder........

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