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    EMAIL ONE
    Which camping passes do we need to purchase if we're taking my car and we have myself and my friend who will have the festival passes?
    if you are driving together in one car and camping together in one car camping spot then all you need is one car camping spot and each of you also need a festival pass.

    EMAIL TWO
    Can we stay the night at the festival??
    ? i thought we were already talking about camping. camping means staying the night at the festival. It means you would be staying the whole weekend at the festival. You would be camping there.

    "Camping is an outdoor recreational activity. The participants (known as campers) leave urban areas, their home region, or civilization and enjoy nature while spending one or several nights outdoors, usually at a campsite. "
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    Are you going to sell anymore tickets since it's sold out
    sorry no we are sold out
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    Hot damn, this is my favorite time of year on the boards.
    I die.
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    Dear Dearest Friend

    In the end I want to say this.

    I am Japanese emergent act, so do not expect me much draw.

    But If you will not let me play, you must regret.



    This message is reply to your message below.

    Thank you.
    I don't know what to reply to this guy.
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    Tell him that you are willing to bear the shame of not booking him, emergent Japanese act for centuries to come.

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    I think he's in a Japanese Doors cover band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    EMAIL ONE


    ? i thought we were already talking about camping. camping means staying the night at the festival. It means you would be staying the whole weekend at the festival. You would be camping there.

    "Camping is an outdoor recreational activity. The participants (known as campers) leave urban areas, their home region, or civilization and enjoy nature while spending one or several nights outdoors, usually at a campsite. "

    Now that was funny!
    Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
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    I don't know what to reply to this guy.
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    fun time of year when some scalpers discover their order was cancelled and they email to ask why. pfff
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    fun time of year when some scalpers discover their order was cancelled and they email to ask why. pfff
    WELL MAKE WITH THE EMAILS, PF! SHEESH!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    fun time of year when some scalpers discover their order was cancelled and they email to ask why. pfff
    how do you know they are scalpers?

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    not gonna say.
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    well, that makes sense. keep up the good work.

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    PF, do they get their money back? Not that they deserve it.

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    It probably goes something like this: "send me your order confirmation email so I know you're not a scammer." Dumb scalper does that. And the order is cancelled.

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    i'd like to oknow how many scalpers they catch each year
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    ..and what happens to the cancelled tickets? Theoretically it could be 1,000s per weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imademilwaukee View Post
    ..and what happens to the cancelled tickets? Theoretically it could be 1,000s per weekend.
    Carpoolchella!!!!!!

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    Dear Coachella:

    Are whipped-creamed chargers allowed into the campsite (not the festival) if they are stored in one's car? Thank you for your time and looking forward to being there.
    no sorry, they would be considered contraband as kids these days, can you believe, they inhale those things?
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    KIDS.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
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    Does it taste sweet?

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    Yep.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    hahahahaha gold.

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    Iam a Permoter aswell foronster x tour monster trucks could a show director please give me a call ASAP? 1-XXX-XXX-XXXX
    nope
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    You should write a book, PF. I'd buy it.
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    I just realized I never changed my shipping address, only my billing address. So my package is going to my old address from over 6 months ago. Woo. I'm trying to work with the post office though and hopefully they will forward it. /youreinthewrongthreadandyoisuckyesiknow
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    You should write a book, PF. I'd buy it.
    you might even be able to be her book permoter.
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