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    for entertainment purposes, here are some dumb/funny/random emails i get.. and some of the replies sent. ill try to remember to post here. maybe you can even learn something. some stuff may be altered slightly to protect the "innocent".
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    Already loving this thread.
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    YES.

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    I'm impatiently waiting for the first one.

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    I've emailed PF to complain that she hasn't yet posted an email.

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    Without reading the wristband instructions, I put it on and accidentally tightened it my wrist. Keeping the wristband on until April would not be a problem, except the wristband is not mine. I was able to slip it off but my friend, who is a male, is not able to slip it on to his wrist.... please help!
    also mentioned on the instructions that were not read:
    "need help?" upon receipt of this package, if you have any issues or questions regarding your wristbands, please contact customer service:
    http://support.frontgatetickets.com/
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    that sneaky girlfriend just got herself a pass to coachella!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scenicworld View Post
    that sneaky girlfriend just got herself a pass to coachella!
    "Sorry, babe! "
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    My sister got a hold of my Coachella wrist band and tightened it all the way and now I can not loosen it. I understand that they can not be loosened and I need to have it around my wrist to get in. WHAT DO I DO!!!
    as mentioned in the box
    "need help?" upon receipt of this package, if you have any issues or questions regarding your wristbands, please contact customer service:
    http://support.frontgatetickets.com/
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    Jesus, see, Coachella is thoroughly being populated by more retards now.

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    funny is a little misleading..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    funny is a little misleading..
    Give it some time.
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    Hello. I bought my passes in the pre sale of the 2012, I just wanted to know if they are on their way or if there is any problem with them. My Order #*******
    email with tracking was sent to your hotmail account, check spam folder.
    here is tracking link in case you can't find it: ***************************

    I couldn't find it.. I already checked the spam and there is no mail with that info. Is there a way that I could have my tracking link?
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    wow. just wow.
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    Early nomination for thread of the year.

    why didn't we think of this sooner?
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I hope the people who sent you those emails are on the boards.

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    I hope they're not. We have enough idiots already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I hope they're not. We have enough idiots already.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    The board member formerly known as ewiggy once tried to explain to me about this MMORPG called Second Life that she liked. I tried it, but I could never figure out how to even sign up and make my avatar correctly, let alone get involved with the rest of the game. At the time, I was annoyed by how non-user friendly the set-up interface was for new players. However, I now see the strategy behind creating an online community with a certain entry hurdle in terms of basic internet savvy and user intelligence.
    It's so they can all have gay furry orgies on their private islands.


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    Has no one tightened his wristband around his ankle yet?
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    If they have then they are gonna have to stick their leg out the window to get within a mile radius of the festival
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wonderbot View Post
    It's so they can all have gay furry orgies on their private islands.


    Look it up.
    Well, that was a waste of a minute.

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    Courtney just posted a link to digital cyber furry homoerotic sex.

    What the fuck.

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    NSFW...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Well, that was a waste of a minute.
    Wow. My jaw just dropped. Never needed to see that
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    I have no response to whatever that was.
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    MORE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Courtney just posted a link to digital cyber furry homoerotic sex.

    What the fuck.
    Thanks for the heads up so I don't click the link out of curiosity.

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    Yeah, seriously. NSFW tag would be appropriate.
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    hahaha
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