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    I think he's talking about British Royalty.
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    I think his life has been an experiment in free association. Ron, I'm going to tell you now: that experiment hasn't worked. Scrap it.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    ... do you guys think I'm going to end up sounding like Ron when I'm 90? Because if so, I'm gonna stop hallucinating so frequently.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Ron's association should not be free, it should be condemned to solitary confinement or some kind of Sisyphusian curse for the remaining portions of eternity.
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    lol @ Vigo's obvious roboto alias

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    I hope his babblings are a product of peculiarly pointless weirdness. If he is, in fact, a cautionary tale then I pray someone will take a claw hammer to my skull once the symptoms start manifesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    lol @ Vigo's obvious roboto alias
    Not me

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    I'm pretty sure you start off as Vigo and then . . . decline, if that's even the appropriate word, into Ron.
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    Transmute?

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    Ron's punishment in the after life will be to have to explain letters he wrote in his life.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I'm pretty sure you start off as Vigo and then . . . decline, if that's even the appropriate word, into Ron.

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    Transmute?
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    Ron's punishment in the after life will probably be Tina Turner related.
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    So you just found this?
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Ron's punishment in the after life will probably be Tina Turner related.
    But what's love got to do with it?
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    With a name like Soul I can't believe you haven't had gumbo that you said, "Hey I could live off of this." but apparently not. Creole cooking is great. My last name is sort of Creole and people think that is how I spell my name. See free association but it makes perfect sense ...... cr****
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    NO IT DOES NOT, CAN NOT, WILL NOT, HAS NEVER.
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    I dunno, I kinda like the idea of Ron being hooked up to a Nazi-style electro shock machine and they're just handing him emails he'd written with parts highlighted screaming "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!" and him screaming back "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO RON IS" and then they shock him a bunch.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    It makes sense if your brain is a labyrinth of de-myelinated circuits.
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    I feel like he would be impervious to such torture.

    "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"
    "Jimi Hendrix once ate an octopus with gravy i saw the moon last night do you like tornados? cr****"
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    But the nano copters.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I feel like in the afterlife his brain would be fixed somehow. 'Cause I mean, it wouldn't be fair to dish out eternities of punishment to people who couldn't even understand their crimes, right? So after he's dead his spirit goes on but he no longer has the faults of a brain full of holes and shit, so when they try to present his own babble to him it looks like the same insane rambling bullshit we're seeing right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    I still think he should have to hear his own babblings through the medium of En Vogue or something.
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    You all probably take the same drugs he does.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Lol daft punk should create a giant Johnny five that shoots laser beams into the crowd .

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    Robot talk:Cherry 2000 cr****

    Sam has a serious problem on his hands. After years of misuse his Cherry 2000 sexaroid experiences a serious meltdown during some adult play on the sudsy kitchen floor (the dishwasher is overflowing at the time). It seems that an o-ring gave way somewhere and copious amounts of water leaked into her internal system, thereby resulting in a short circuit. All the "Number 69 alive" jokes aside, the fact that she shorted is frightening. I would have serious reservations about inserting a part of my body into anything running enough current to power a major appliance. Especially when the member in question is known for its discharge of fluids.

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