View Poll Results: So what do you do?

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Thread: Another urination poll

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    Suppose you are living at a place with one bathroom and you have to whizz really badly, but someone is in the bathroom showering. WHAT DO YOU DO?
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    Why isnt peeing on the person to get them leave the bathroom a option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 90215 View Post
    Why isnt peeing on the person to get them leave the bathroom a option?
    win!

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    Because the door was locked
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    In the 5th grade, all the guys in my class used to piss all over the walls and in the sink and in the soap dispenser. Every day. For weeks. Gross.
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    where the bust open the door and piss on the guy in the bathroom (even though hes not peeing he's taking a shower) choice?

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    prob just hold it....
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    don't you have a backyard?
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    Right now? Yes. Which is why I went outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lsd_reflux View Post
    Once...It was either that or the floor, and what would the dog and cat think if I had done that?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Out the 10th story window onto those assholes downbelow

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    in a cup.
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    the real question is what you do when you REALLY have to take a shit in this situation

    EDIT: oh, and in goign witht the poll, i've had this happen in hotels and whatnot before and i just peed into a water bottle and then pured it down the sink

    EDIT 2: i mean peeing, not shitting

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    shitting is the new peeing.
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    ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.

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    October 3/4 - Desert Stars - Pioneertown
    October 17 - Massive Attack - SB Bowl
    November 8 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
    November 9 - Slowdive - Theater at Ace
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    I pretty much piss outside whenever possible.

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    that's pretty hot

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    I once had to go pretty bad at our apartment. I walked down to the leasing office/pool area and went there. Another time I was in a similar situation, but I was retarded drunk. I busted through the door and threw up on my friend who was sitting on the floor. She'll never let me live that shit down, and it's not like I'll make the mistake of sitting in a bathroom when she's drunk just so she can pay me back.

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    Go P, then watch the lady shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justinaqui View Post
    . Another time I was in a similar situation, but I was retarded drunk. I busted through the door and threw up on my friend who was sitting on the floor.
    YES! haha

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    Ill take a walk outside to piss...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post

    *LIKE*

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    I love creepy bumps.
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    I have this problem at home. 2 girls, 1 bathroom. I've had to piss outside and also in like an empty gatorade bottle a time or 3. Fuckers take hour long showers
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    No yard here (2nd story condo) so piss in the sink
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