my favorite thing about coachella is....

[welgo800]

you get a second chance....

[bobert]

You've got my vote for Worst New Board Member.

[welgo800]

what exactly do you mean by the word "worst"

[bobert]

Is that another word you have trouble with?

[welgo800]

it's purely subjective

[VigoTheCarpathian]

No, you're objectively the worst new boardi.

[Zafocaine]

Aww, I have to hand over my title now? =\ I thought we had something good going here, guys... lol

[welgo800]

yay i win!? my gosh i've never won ANYTHING before. i'd like to thank everyone for everyone for everything!

thank you

[Zafocaine]

Coachella has so many hot chics with low self esteem in one place getting intoxicated at the same time--- if you can't get laid here, you must be welgo800

[algunz]

You can get high on a lot of things.

[welgo800]

Coachella has so many hot chics with low self esteem in one place getting intoxicated at the same time--- if you can't get laid here, you must be welgo800

i prefer getting laid by the music

[geonotgio]

I'd put food over chics any day. Kissin' wears out, cookin' don't baby.

[artisticcreator]

My favorite thing is leaving the family at home and enjoying a weekend of music, fun and more fun!

[Zafocaine]

i prefer getting laid by the music

Be sure to tell us when this tactic, or any other, finally works for you.

[BROKENDOLL]

Be sure to tell us when this tactic, or any other, finally works for you.

Um, I had a dance thing going with one of the speaker stacks at the Bass Stage two years ago. It wasn't as elaborate as that chick and the tree video, and I wasn't on anything other than the music itself...so, I kinda know what he's sayin'.

[BROKENDOLL]

Actually, it wasn't really sexual either. I recall that I had a spicy pie in my hand so it was more of a dinner dance date with that stack of whomp, whomp, whomp...

[Zafocaine]

We won't be leaving our washer/ dryer with you

[BROKENDOLL]

We won't be leaving our washer/ dryer with you

That's okay. I can bust a nut at the laundromat for less than $4.00. You might want to have your appliances serviced though if they're making a, "whomp-whomp" sound.... Just a thought... -

[Zafocaine]

My appliances hate Skrillex, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[algunz]

BD, women shouldn't be busting nuts.

[roboto]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRYaGpDUfYU#

[BROKENDOLL]

BD, women shouldn't be busting nuts.

You do your laundry your way, and I'll do mine my way.

[canexplain]

Damn you roboto, I bit on that fucking HShake thing. Grrrrr, I hate that. And I suppose the inference to a washer anyway is you can have great sex on a washer if you do the setting right. Be sure to offset the laundry load for added action haha. Ya know not many of us picked the message board partly because I think a lot of you "grew up" with boards. I like them because they give a year round reference to a show and what is going on. We used to count on pony express, hey or that white smoke everyone is looking for ...

[IamTheWalrusVPz]

The camping. You never know what weirdos will end up next to your spot.