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    Default Best drunk food at Coachella...

    I know some of us will think of this as a no-brainer, but the inebriated us might find it more difficult…


    Spicy Pie or Pad Thai??

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    Pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Pussy

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    naturally…. but I thought that was a given?

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    veggie spicy pie plz
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    the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
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    A bag of doritos > RHCP > getting kicked in the balls > Mumford & Sons > skinned alive > Macklemore
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    Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.

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    seriously, if you're drunk at coachella you're doing it wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    vaggie spicy pie plz
    Fixed
    Quote Originally Posted by welgo800 View Post
    seriously, if you're drunk at coachella you're doing it wrong
    You're a pussy
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    You're a pussy
    alcohol is the worst drug i've EVER tried
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    Alcohol has ruined me more than any other substance I've openly abused. I will be inebriated at Coachella. Welgo800 is a wuss, and a quitter. Confirmed. Those of you willing to eat vag while intoxicated better beware. There's some bad vag going around Coachella this year. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG. I REPEAT. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Alcohol has ruined me more than any other substance I've openly abused. I will be inebriated at Coachella. Welgo800 is a wuss, and a quitter. Confirmed. Those of you willing to eat vag while intoxicated better beware. There's some bad vag going around Coachella this year. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG. I REPEAT. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG.
    Zafocaine openly admits he (i know its a he cuz a she would be more creative than to diss the almighty vag) is a moron
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    amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    veggie spicy pie plz
    I second this! I want one so bad... but sadly, not an option.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by welgo800 View Post
    Zafocaine openly admits he (i know its a he cuz a she would be more creative than to diss the almighty vag) is a moron
    The green pussy that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course, it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one. Okay?

    (Green pussy is a dis* on itself, lil guy. I guess music festival humor isn't for everyone.)

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    nobody likes your humor
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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    Yeah, just like "Nobody" was watching out for predatory lenders, according to Obama. Typically, "Nobody" is a group of many ranking individuals. You're no Nobody, and you're no one to be speaking for Nobody. What's a "humor" anyway? It sounds boring and hateful, according to your post =D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Pussy

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    Spicy Pie, then Pussy.

    She can wait, you'll be fuckin hungry.

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    Really though... all jokes aside. Eating pussy can be pretty fucking disgusting. I've encountered a couple edible twats in my time, but I'd put the percentage at somewhere near 15% right now. Those pussies were recently washed... not pussies that have been standing in lines and desert heat all day. This means that, at best: You came to the festival with one of the fifteen percenters. You're tent is pitched very close to the showers. You eat it as soon as you get to the tent from the showers. Otherwise you're aged 50+, or you're one of those guys who probably looks like this:


    Don't eat it just to eat it, and don't eat it just because she wants you to. Eat it because you like getting pussy juice all over the place like a Carl's Jr ad from a time when Carl's Jr. ads were still relevant.
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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    how bout pad thai pussy...ive never had that. sounds pretty good though
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    Bacon wrapped hot dogs!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    I can attest to the fact that Red Velvet Cupcakes are NO BUENO when drunk. Therefore, I'll stick with one of those salted pretzels.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    Something greasy with a lot of starch when you're drinking, or something fruity with a lot of sweetness if you're hungover. (in my experience)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Bacon wrapped hot dogs!
    So good when you're shitty and hungry late at night.

    I've never seen them being sold at Coachella though.

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    Did you guys try the lobster garlic fries last year? SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. But, make sure you have gum or mints afterwards...

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    Those sound really good, but also really risky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELIZA83TH View Post
    Did you guys try the lobster garlic fries last year? SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. But, make sure you have gum or mints afterwards...
    omg yes. I totally forgot about those. DELISH.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    This thread makes me hungry.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    This thread makes me hungry.
    You & me both!
    Honestly, I keep checking the site to see if they've updated which food vendors will be there this year… I might drown of salivation caused by hunger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Bacon wrapped hot dogs!
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    So good when you're shitty and hungry late at night.

    I've never seen them being sold at Coachella though.
    Pretty sure I got one in the beer garden between the main and the outdoor...or maybe I was drunk and just thought I did...
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    there were some pretty good carnitas burritos in the campground's food court
    Last edited by VOLVOX17; 02-26-2013 at 08:33 PM. Reason: more specific

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    Quote Originally Posted by VOLVOX17 View Post
    there were some pretty good carnitas burritos in the campground's food court
    I second that!

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    Default Re: Best drunk food at Coachella...

    I really liked the food vendors by the outdoor. I seemed to eat over there more than anywhere else.

    Oh... and the watermelon on day 3 was glorious.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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