Best drunk food at Coachella...

[ELIZA83TH]

I know some of us will think of this as a no-brainer, but the inebriated us might find it more difficult…


Spicy Pie or Pad Thai??

[Neighborhood Creep]

Pussy

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[ELIZA83TH]

Pussy

/thread

naturally…. but I thought that was a given?

[Grant]

veggie spicy pie plz

[welgo800]

seriously, if you're drunk at coachella you're doing it wrong

[Neighborhood Creep]

vaggie spicy pie plz

Fixed

seriously, if you're drunk at coachella you're doing it wrong

You're a pussy

[welgo800]

You're a pussy

alcohol is the worst drug i've EVER tried

[Zafocaine]

Alcohol has ruined me more than any other substance I've openly abused. I will be inebriated at Coachella. Welgo800 is a wuss, and a quitter. Confirmed. Those of you willing to eat vag while intoxicated better beware. There's some bad vag going around Coachella this year. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG. I REPEAT. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG.

[welgo800]

Alcohol has ruined me more than any other substance I've openly abused. I will be inebriated at Coachella. Welgo800 is a wuss, and a quitter. Confirmed. Those of you willing to eat vag while intoxicated better beware. There's some bad vag going around Coachella this year. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG. I REPEAT. DO NOT EAT THE GREEN VAG.

Zafocaine openly admits he (i know its a he cuz a she would be more creative than to diss the almighty vag) is a moron

[Justiceforall]

amen

[ENluv12]

veggie spicy pie plz

I second this! I want one so bad... but sadly, not an option.

[Zafocaine]

Zafocaine openly admits he (i know its a he cuz a she would be more creative than to diss the almighty vag) is a moron

The green pussy that is circulating around us isn't too good. It is suggested that you stay away from that. Of course, it's your own trip. So be my guest, but please be advised that there is a warning on that one. Okay?

(Green pussy is a dis* on itself, lil guy. I guess music festival humor isn't for everyone.)

[welgo800]

nobody likes your humor

[Zafocaine]

Yeah, just like "Nobody" was watching out for predatory lenders, according to Obama. Typically, "Nobody" is a group of many ranking individuals. You're no Nobody, and you're no one to be speaking for Nobody. What's a "humor" anyway? It sounds boring and hateful, according to your post =D

[SepaGroove]

Pussy

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Spicy Pie, then Pussy.

She can wait, you'll be fuckin hungry.

[Zafocaine]

Really though... all jokes aside. Eating pussy can be pretty fucking disgusting. I've encountered a couple edible twats in my time, but I'd put the percentage at somewhere near 15% right now. Those pussies were recently washed... not pussies that have been standing in lines and desert heat all day. This means that, at best: You came to the festival with one of the fifteen percenters. You're tent is pitched very close to the showers. You eat it as soon as you get to the tent from the showers. Otherwise you're aged 50+, or you're one of those guys who probably looks like this:


Don't eat it just to eat it, and don't eat it just because she wants you to. Eat it because you like getting pussy juice all over the place like a Carl's Jr ad from a time when Carl's Jr. ads were still relevant.

[welgo800]

how bout pad thai pussy...ive never had that. sounds pretty good though

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Bacon wrapped hot dogs!

[BROKENDOLL]

I can attest to the fact that Red Velvet Cupcakes are NO BUENO when drunk. Therefore, I'll stick with one of those salted pretzels.

[Zafocaine]

Something greasy with a lot of starch when you're drinking, or something fruity with a lot of sweetness if you're hungover. (in my experience)

[SepaGroove]

Bacon wrapped hot dogs!

So good when you're shitty and hungry late at night.

I've never seen them being sold at Coachella though.

[ELIZA83TH]

Did you guys try the lobster garlic fries last year? SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. But, make sure you have gum or mints afterwards...

[SepaGroove]

Those sound really good, but also really risky.

[ENluv12]

Did you guys try the lobster garlic fries last year? SOOOO GOOOOOOOD. But, make sure you have gum or mints afterwards...

omg yes. I totally forgot about those. DELISH.

[ENluv12]

This thread makes me hungry.

[ELIZA83TH]

This thread makes me hungry.

You & me both!
Honestly, I keep checking the site to see if they've updated which food vendors will be there this year… I might drown of salivation caused by hunger.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Bacon wrapped hot dogs!

So good when you're shitty and hungry late at night.

I've never seen them being sold at Coachella though.

Pretty sure I got one in the beer garden between the main and the outdoor...or maybe I was drunk and just thought I did...

[VOLVOX17]

there were some pretty good carnitas burritos in the campground's food court

[ELIZA83TH]

there were some pretty good carnitas burritos in the campground's food court

I second that!

[ENluv12]

I really liked the food vendors by the outdoor. I seemed to eat over there more than anywhere else.

Oh... and the watermelon on day 3 was glorious.