Your life isnt over just because you get married.
Two threads of Monroe. Aren't we enlightened?
"...since I was boasting about my sexual internet exploits a few hours ago, and accidentally premed my jeans."
Allow me to translate --
He's saying that MJA only masturbates to Patricia Heaton from the first 3 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond now that he's married.
8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival
I rubbed one out to GB in Gue's clothes, but I'm probably the only one.
Man - currently is probably Ryan Gosling, but of all time would have to be Tom Selleck
Michelangelo's David statue or Wilt Chamberlain.
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...