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    I think there are two that immediately come to mind as the slam-dunk winners, but I wonder if I'm overlooking anybody. Who are the contenders?

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    You're thinking of Betty Crocker and E. Roosevelt, right?

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    Eva Angelina is one of the most masturbated to women, by men and women both, of the last few years.

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    Jenna Jameson, Guedita and Traci Lords.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    You're thinking of Betty Crocker and E. Roosevelt, right?
    Guedita is one of the top three most masturbated-to women of the Coachella message board. (Statistics according to Spooks)

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    I've always put Betty Crocker into the "She was probably really hot when she was younger" category. Produce a photo of a 25-year old Crocker, and I will masturbate to it.

    Good guess, but no.

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    Betti Page
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    I've been jerked off BY Guedi, but never TO Guedi. Usually when she's beating me off, I'm fantasizing about me.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Marilyn Monroe, Farrah Fawcett, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Britney Spears, Anjelina Jolie, Jennifer aniston, Bette Midler....
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Are you limited this to the United States? And are you considering "most" as a percentage of the overall population, or "most" as in absolute number of people?

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    WE NEED TO BE SCIENTIFIC ABOUT THIS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

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    Farrah Fawcett, Brigitte Bardot, Rita Hayworth, Betty Grable
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    I think Bettie Page is a very good one that I overlooked. A lot of soldiers probably beat off to her in the 50's. Same reason why I think Marilyn Monroe is easily in the top 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    Bette Midler....
    ?????

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    In fact, I retract everyone except Farrah Fawcett, Brigitte Bardot and Bettie Page. Gallons of semen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Are you limited this to the United States? And are you considering "most" as a percentage of the overall population, or "most" as in absolute number of people?
    No, the world. I'd like to know "most" as a percentage AND an absolute number.

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    I think you guys are really overestimating how much pinup girls from the first half of the century have been jerked off to compared to, say, Jenna Jameson. It may not be the most interesting name to drop, but it's certainly dropped a lot of loads.

    Seriously, anyone else seen one of her early movies? That girl was fucking GORGEOUS before all the plastic surgery. And I've never seen a happier dicksucker.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    In fact, I retract everyone except Farrah Fawcett, Brigitte Bardot and Bettie Page. Gallons of semen
    How many gallons, roughly? Courtney demanded science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I think Bettie Page is a very good one that I overlooked. A lot of soldiers probably beat off to her in the 50's. Same reason why I think Marilyn Monroe is easily in the top 2.
    The population in the 50s was half what it is today.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    For the record, my top 2 guesses were Marilyn Monroe and Pamela Anderson. Think of how popular Baywatch was in every fucking country on Earth.

    Though, I did fap to Jenna Jameson like it was my job in the late 90's.

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    Who the hell has ever masturbated to Bette Midler?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    I think you guys are really overestimating how much pinup girls from the first half of the century have been jerked off to compared to, say, Jenna Jameson. It may not be the most interesting name to drop, but it's certainly dropped a lot of loads.

    Seriously, anyone else seen one of her early movies? That girl was fucking GORGEOUS before all the plastic surgery. And I've never seen a happier dicksucker.
    I think you're underestimating how many people masturbated to the same photos in the early eras of photographic reproduction. By the time Jenna Jameson was working, she was one of many, many women available to picture or see naked, but in the 20s-50s there were far fewer choices of sex symbols. I mean, I don't disagree with Jenna Jameson, but young kids now can still get a hard on looking at a sexy Brigitte Bardot photo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    The population in the 50s was half what it is today.
    As a percentage, do you think Page and Monroe could be considered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    Marilyn Monroe, Farrah Fawcett, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Britney Spears, Anjelina Jolie, Jennifer aniston, Bette Midler....
    My penis literally receded into my body when I read that last bit. Who in their right mind would willingly masturbate to Bette Midler in any fashion? Keep in mind that playing "Wind Beneath My Wings" while your gay porn is on mute does not qualify.

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    your mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I think you're underestimating how many people masturbated to the same photos in the early eras of photographic reproduction. By the time Jenna Jameson was working, she was one of many, many women available to picture or see naked, but in the 20s-50s there were far fewer choices of sex symbols. I mean, I don't disagree with Jenna Jameson, but young kids now can still get a hard on looking at a sexy Brigitte Bardot photo.
    GOOD fucking point. Fuck you, Randy.

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    Besides ballroomdancer22, that is. Who in the hell besides ballroomdancer22 has masturbated to Bette Midler?

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    Do the rules of this game allow all of the naked tribal baloney-titted National Geographic ladies be lumped into one person?
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